My Dog's Secret

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  1. teddybard

    teddybard Read Only Funster

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    My dogs Secret...

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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.He can eat whenever he wants.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

    He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
    He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.


    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...





    I think my dog might be an IMMIGRANT!


    Teddy:Smile::BigGrin::Rofl1:

    Roger & Sheila:Smile::BigGrin:
     
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    I think you are right. I have 2 of them.
     
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    We have four of them and they all live a life of luxury.....
     
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    We dont have any and we live in London:Eeek:
     
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    My friend and I were watching my dog the other day when he stopped to lick his nuts! Jeff looked at me and said I wish I could do that.
    I said " give him a biscuit and he will probably let you!
    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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