I Am Now Running a Toad Dating Agency

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  1. John Laidler

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    Took Charlie for his last walk of the day a few moments ago. We skirted around the squashed toad on the lane just outside our gate but a few yards further on we came across what I can only describe, with some delicacy, as a "mounted pair" in the middle of the lane. Big fat female underneath, eager small male above.

    So what do you do? I picked the couple up and took them down to the gate by the pond, which is on private land.

    Will I get a thank you card from the happy couple? :)
     
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    I'm really disappointed .... saw the thread title and thought we were in for another a-frame marathon.:doh:
     
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    Best get yourself down the sports shop and get a new snorkel, you're bound to be invited to the Christening..(sorry, other religions are also available)
     
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    Avert your eyes.
     
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    ... me too! :D
     
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    Should have waited until tomorrow, only move rampant Toads on Toadsday :groan:
     
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    totally inconsiderate in my view. The poor little chap might have been on the short strokes. :Eeek::swear2::rofl:
     
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  8. John Laidler

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    But they have to do it in water! It's a perversion I know, water sports, but it's what they do. :)
     
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    Get out your phone and film them, then upload to youtube. (y)
     
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