I Am Now Running a Toad Dating Agency (1 Viewer)

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Took Charlie for his last walk of the day a few moments ago. We skirted around the squashed toad on the lane just outside our gate but a few yards further on we came across what I can only describe, with some delicacy, as a "mounted pair" in the middle of the lane. Big fat female underneath, eager small male above.

So what do you do? I picked the couple up and took them down to the gate by the pond, which is on private land.

Will I get a thank you card from the happy couple? :)
 

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Will I get a thank you card from the happy couple?

Best get yourself down the sports shop and get a new snorkel, you're bound to be invited to the Christening..(sorry, other religions are also available)

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Should have waited until tomorrow, only move rampant Toads on Toadsday :groan:

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totally inconsiderate in my view. The poor little chap might have been on the short strokes. :Eeek::swear2::rofl:
 
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totally inconsiderate in my view. The poor little chap might have been on the short strokes. :Eeek::swear2::rofl:
But they have to do it in water! It's a perversion I know, water sports, but it's what they do. :)
 
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