slickmouse
Free Member
It's true I am! Here's my plan
I write a cheque for £6 Billion on a Thursday, sign all the paperwork on the same day.
When they present the cheque on the Friday that gives me the weekend (2 days) and the Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday to print the cash on Bank of Scotland notes put it into my account, make sure it doesn't bounce (don't want to charge myself £35) and ta-da! I own a bank :Cool:
Is that the way to do it or is that too simple??
I'll let you know how i get on on Monday when i see my business account manager mind you he'll be the first fecker to get the sack:thumb:
I write a cheque for £6 Billion on a Thursday, sign all the paperwork on the same day.
When they present the cheque on the Friday that gives me the weekend (2 days) and the Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday to print the cash on Bank of Scotland notes put it into my account, make sure it doesn't bounce (don't want to charge myself £35) and ta-da! I own a bank :Cool:
Is that the way to do it or is that too simple??
I'll let you know how i get on on Monday when i see my business account manager mind you he'll be the first fecker to get the sack:thumb: