Here we go - this should be FUN.

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  1. Trikeman

    Trikeman Read Only Funster

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    Well - here we go, just took delivery of the 7 inch truck Satnav I ordered. I hastily opened the large, well packed box and here was the piece of paper which 'greeted' me,,,,,,,,,,, I am really looking forward to the use instructions but I had to have a break and may even have a few large whiskeys before I get tangled up in the instruction manual.
    :Laughing::Rofl1::Laughing:
    Here it is, copied in the famous 'foreign' font.
    Enjoy......

    Constellations?
    Thank for buying system hope us will large happiness. Please eat instruction blanket lots of things will do not should. apparently.
    Custody in electric 24 hours for not use and explain many thingsHappiness battery. Do ntt consume bag container on large container. Insure all parts with warrant gift gashing not. Check items paid of blanket title. panic item lost no no post blanket saying item lost in X.
    Please happiness together good title. make friends happiness show buyer less blanket.
    Lee!
    Just hope the directions are not in mandarin.:Laughing:

    Trikeman.:Wink:
     
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    Bluemerle Read Only Funster

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    Good luck.:Rofl1:
     
  3. Wildbill

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    is my dyslexia getting worse :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
    merry x mass why is dyslexia so hard to spell
     
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    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:and i thought i have problems with the Swedish:Rofl1: Have FUN & O Merry Christmas you and ya family:thumb:
     
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    an whishhing uu a maary maary Kisssmass aann a werry werry happi noo ear.....:thumb:

     
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    You can't go wrong when you're dealing with a company that shows the buyer less blanket.

    I think you're onto a winner.
     
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    After a few large drinks-- all will become clear.

    Bin the instructions ,just go for it ,whiskey in one hand sat nav in the other, then see if it can navigate you to the booze cupboard :BigGrin:
     
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    It seeming for the strate good order to me. What the are dufflecoats are many, should firsty formold in the brian thinky.

    Deep joy in the asking.

    Craig
     
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    聖誕快樂新年快樂 :Rofl1::Smile: (Use bing translator)
     
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    Thanks and the same to you and yours - brilliant.
    Perhaps I shall send the blanket back to Lee! recommending your BING link.
    :Laughing:

    Trikeman. :Wink:
     
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    Are you all seated comfly-bold,
    two-square on your botty?
    Then I'll begin....
     
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    Now of course, like all real life stories,
    this also begins, once upon a ti-to.
    And Happiness Stan, whose life evolved
    near a femerald coloured dreamy most,
    had his pure existance and his being
    in the deep joy and the multi colour of the rainbold.
    Oh yes. His home was a victoriana sharowbold,
    and this is the fourwheelful of sst sst out the backgrove.
    Now as Eaved and his deep approachey,
    his eye on the moon, all time some time
    deep joy of a full moon scintilating dangly
    in the heavenly bode, but now only half.
    Oh blow your cool man, he dood this deep thoughcus.
    What is the folly of this half disappearing of the moony most.
    And as the light did a scintilading change through timely most,
    stopped still, and he did a deep thoughcus.
    What ! Absloutely smashing flaked he was.
    So gathering all behind in the hintermost, he ploddy ploddy forward
    into the deep fundemold of the complicading forry to sort this one out matey.
    Where at Man he thoucus, where at Man...... oh dear.
     
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    I translated back into mandarin and it makes perfect sense.
     
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    :Rofl1::Rofl1: Professor Stanley Unwin was it not.
     
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    The very best of luck with that.
    I had a truck friendly Garmin until last year when suicide or disposal were the options.
    Whilst in France and had the kit fully set up as a truck it took me up a mountain pass and after 2 miles the road became 6'6"" wide. A reverse back to the first turning point was over one and a half miles. Fisrt step was to bin the Garmin and use the maps.
    Bought a non truck system and since then have had no problems, upto now.
    Wilf
     
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    Truck systems don't cover everywhere.
     
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    If you were a real man, you wouldn't read the instructions anyway :Rofl1:
     
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  18. Trikeman

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    Not so much the instructions, more like when I put the postcode in and start driving..... and it kicks off.

    "Ding twang hua eepay dwooarrr ping schwar dee inn dip - 49 n lice".:Laughing:

    I can just imagine it now - I put in postcode for Birmingham and the box shows 3653miles, 16days duration, and tolls in France, Germany, Hungary, Russia, Kurdistan and finally on six main roads to Beijing.

    Lord help us - so far it's been worth £50 for the fun factor - it's now on charge and so far no hissing, fizzing, bangs, smoke or strange smells - as yet. I have also 'attacked sun shade top on machine'....... so all's gone tickety-boo so far.

    Trikeman. :Wink:
     
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    easy

    简单读书:Laughing:
    圣诞快乐:thumb:

    For those of you struggling with the ABOVE..........Jinxia said its easy to read this book:Cool:
    and the second line says...............Merry Christmas:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Don't let Jim catch you using language like that on here :Eek!:
     
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