Does my wife really love me?

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  1. bernardfeay

    bernardfeay Read Only Funster

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    Tell me how this could happen.

    There was an opened carton of apple juice in the camper when we went on our first trip of the year. I wasn't sure how long it had been there so I had a tiny sip. It tasted just like apple juice, so I put it in the fridge.

    The next day my wife was in the back of the van and I asked for some apple juice. Since I was driving I had it in my driving cup which is a plastic thing with a screw cap that stops it splashing about.

    It was very slow to come out of the cup but I persevered. Eventually I took one big swig to try and get it to come out. I suddenly had one great splodge of slush in my mouth.

    Now you tell me, how did she manage to fill the cup in the first place without spotting all the gunk?

    I'm feeling very badly done to.
     
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    Interesting. Do tell, did you feel any adverse after effects........Like having the .........????
     
  3. Morrigan

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    How can you ask when she saved you the lumpy bits? :Rofl1:
     
  4. BreweryDave

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    Are u sure it hadn't turned into cider:Rofl1:
     
  5. AuldCodger

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    Maybe

    Time to have a close look at your insurance policies :RollEyes:
     
  6. Tea Bag

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    Hi.
    DARE YOU !! To go on the Jeremy Kyle show and ask that question ? If you think you were hard done to then,after the JK show,imagine how much harder it will be trying to drink through a straw in Intensive Care :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
    Tea Bag
     
  7. rangitira

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    Was it like "giving Birth"???
     
  8. JJ

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    Did she read your book?


    JJ :Cool:
     
  9. Steve

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    as you sure it was apple juice in the first place?:Eeek:
     
  10. Tootles

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    Could have been a fermenting mouse which got in over winter???:beerchug:
     
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    Of course she loves you :Nowink: she did exactly as you'd asked, didn't she...? :whistle:
     
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    It's not Cider it's Cidre:Wink:
     
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