Carnivores, look away now !

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  1. Stephen & Jeannie

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    So, what are all the plastic shoe wearing vegans looking forward to on their plates on Christmas Day ?:party2::party2::party2:
     
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    Come on Stephen, you can't ask a joke question and not give us the answer ............................... :)

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    a turkfree dinner of course
     
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    Nothing, it's in their nature to suffer.
     
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    I was serious ! All the vegans (2) I know are grey in colour, as is their intelligence ! :whistle2::whistle2::whistle2:
     
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    OI Is this Pick on Joy Day ??????
     
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    Nothing wrong with abstaining from the somewhat dodgy meat diet. Everyone to his own. For instance, Joy dosent use bread for making shoes out of........:)
     
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    Explain that Toots.............just so I can give you a like.(y)
     
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    From S&J, on the HUMBUG thread.......

     
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    DOH, stereo like done mate! (y)
     
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    if god hadn't wanted us to eat meat, why make animals so bloomin tasty?
     
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    Are you now a vegan then Joy ????????
     
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    And given us canine incisors!!!!!
     
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    I was reliably informed that the meat that you eat is really dodgy............ ;)
     
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    I keep trying ... fail a lot though. :(
     
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    Because most of the animals we eat are UGLY, B. So God observed what he had made, and he was pleased.....Then did his eyes fall upon the cow.......and the sheep......and the old woman, and he sayeth, "Ugly barstewards", and he did smite them all, with the ass bone of a giraffe.....And he bade Kane to eat all the ugly cows, and sheep. Then, God did pluck a rib from the chest of Kane, and with it, he invented a pretty woman, with nice breasts, and he was pleased......And so was Kane.

    Genesis, Chapter x11111 (y)
     
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    apparently we didn't have them originally... watched some Professor on a late show .. The canines developed after people started eating meat... Maz is the one that is good for giving a good debate on this but she hardly comes on now... She's clever too :)
     
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    Hi Toots, If that bible was used in churches they would be more full. :)
     
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    It's very hard. I was strict vegan for 9mths and I try as hard as I can now....
     
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    You should read my version of Revelations!! :Eeek::Eeek:
     
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