Are you insured for sex?

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  1. Diabalo

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    Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.
    Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:



    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
     
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    Brilliant

    If only to bump the post !
     
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    I have a full no claims bonus
     
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    I had an accident, but it was knock fo knock:Rofl1:
     
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    None of the links work:Rofl1:
     
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    its not only the links:Sad:
     
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    Sex with gay men - HISCOX :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1: (yes really)
     
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    Insurance, hell the licence is expencive enough.
     
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