Have you an emergency footpump he said. (1 Viewer)

[CazPaul]

Well I grabbed it from the garage, quickly rushed around to my mates but before I could ask him what he wanted it for I walked around to the back of his motorhome, good god.
He's only been divorced 6 months.

 

[pappajohn]

Why are sex dolls only 4ft high.....Are they designed for paedophiles ?

 

[CazPaul]

Why are sex dolls only 4ft high.....Are they designed for paedophiles ?

Its surprising how big they get when you get some air in em.

Err, so my mate told me when he pumped it up

 

[ianandkath]

Why are sex dolls only 4ft high.....Are they designed for paedophiles ?

lots of knowledge there @pappajohn

 

[pappajohn]

lots of knowledge there @pappajohn

I've seen pictures of them and the one in the car boot in the tv direct line insurance ad

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[raysalaugh]

It's in the right place on the bike rack.

 

[Bognor Saint]

I've seen pictures of them and the one in the car boot in the tv direct line insurance ad

Don't forget Del Boy and Rodney

 

[pappajohn]

Don't forget Del Boy and Rodney

Just the right height for Sir David though.

 

[Larrynwin]

Mine was inside out

 

[Silver-Fox]

Mine was inside out

Didn't know if she was coming or going then

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[pappajohn]

Mine was inside out

Not it wasn't, you bought a male doll.

 

[pappajohn]

It used to be said if rubber Rachael had a runny nose it was time to empty it.

 

[Larrynwin]

Not it wasn't, you bought a male doll.

Bugger

 

[Lorryman100]

I see the flash git went for the pleasure palace option.

 

[tonyidle]

I'm more concerned that someone should own an "Emergency Foot Pump".

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[GWAYGWAY]

I have a pump to give my rear a lift.

 

[PaulyP]

I took one back as every time I pumped it up it went down on me.





Told me I should have paid more that model

 

[dabhand]

Why are sex dolls only 4ft high.....Are they designed for paedophiles ?

Better to have loved a short woman than to never have loved a tall!

 

[ludo]

Bugger

BUGGER --------EXACTLY!!!!!!

 

[PP Bear]

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[EX51SSS]

Mine was inside out

 

[EX51SSS]

I have a pump to give my rear a lift.

 

[Geo]

Should have bought the Jenny Jihad Model they blow themselves up

 

[Silver-Fox]

Bugger

Yep that would sum it it perfectly

 

[cruiser]

Where do you blow them up.

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[CazPaul]

Where do you blow them up.

On the back of the bike rack my mate said.

 

[Duck Truck]

Blimey!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only one that could lower the tone.

Excellent range of replies.

Does nayone have a puntrure repair outfit please ?

 

[ambulancekidd]

One love bite & mine flew away!!!!!

 

[Lorryman100]

Blimey!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was the only one that could lower the tone.

Now that sounds like a challenge,so:

Mine kept spitting at me............who knew she needed emptying every now and again, said an aquantance of mine.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

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To get up the kerb backwards without hitting the tow bar, with air suspension. of course
Are there some Dirty Minded people on here????

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