- Apr 13, 2012
- 5,545
- 18,776
- Funster No
- 20,541
- MH
- Mobilvetta Euroyacht
- Exp
- 1996, then break 'til 2011
Dear MHF
I am a thief, I am good, I have been well trained
I could pick your pocket or steal the watch from your wrist in broad daylight without you knowing who had done it
I prefer to work nights so now I steal from vehicles at service areas
I know that people resting there are very tired and unlikely to wake while I am working
I choose motor homes, caravans or trailer tents because there will normally be at least two on board - more purses/cards/cash/phones/passports
I move silently from vehicle to vehicle looking for an easy entry - open windows, unlocked doors - Trailer tent - easy to slice open and reach inside
I can open locked doors - I research and practice - I take my job seriously
Any sign of ‘life’ and I move on
I have all night and will know the ‘best’ service areas - there will always be an easy ‘mark’
I will be long gone before my victims wake and call the police
They might claim they were gassed - I am upset - I am a professional, I take pride in my work - I do not need gas
T. Leaf
I am a thief, I am good, I have been well trained
I could pick your pocket or steal the watch from your wrist in broad daylight without you knowing who had done it
I prefer to work nights so now I steal from vehicles at service areas
I know that people resting there are very tired and unlikely to wake while I am working
I choose motor homes, caravans or trailer tents because there will normally be at least two on board - more purses/cards/cash/phones/passports
I move silently from vehicle to vehicle looking for an easy entry - open windows, unlocked doors - Trailer tent - easy to slice open and reach inside
I can open locked doors - I research and practice - I take my job seriously
Any sign of ‘life’ and I move on
I have all night and will know the ‘best’ service areas - there will always be an easy ‘mark’
I will be long gone before my victims wake and call the police
They might claim they were gassed - I am upset - I am a professional, I take pride in my work - I do not need gas
T. Leaf