What is the point of...... (1 Viewer)

[MHVirgins]

Not in our house ... hubby is 'obsessed' with bleach

... he squirts it here, he squirts it there, he squirts it bl**dy everywhere!!!

Thanks for replying in Comic Sans:thumb:

Bleach and toilet cleaning is a "sore point" in our house I always "inspect" the loo after it has been used by someone and before I can ask the question, "have you checked and put bleach down"? I always get......"And yes, and yes I have........before you ask"!!:Angry: Grrrr! Men!

Margaret

 

[MHVirgins]

A nuns tits!:Blush:




Vlad.

I found this comment to be in very poor taste:Nowink:

 

[Trikeman]

Danny Alexander.oh:

Trikeman.

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[Coolbeanz]

what's the point of working until you're too old to enjoy your retirement

 

[MHVirgins]

Low-fat or "light" Lurpak butteroh:

 

[TheTwoOfUs]

Those automatic soap dispensers which you don't have to touch. If the soap's any good it wouldn't matter what you touch before you wash them. Plus you still have turn off the tap afterwards. You know, the one you touched with your dirty hands before you used the touchless dispenser. :shout:

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[maz]

Spaghetti

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[Ed Excel]

What's the point of rear windows in a hearse?

 

[Mastercamper]

I've just replied about "tahoma" font........but agree with the Victoria Beckham comment......does she ever smile?
Anyway, I like Comic Sans font........

I always use comic sans font. Even if it upsets a lot of posters. But also because I like it. I also like coloured font.

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[MHVirgins]

COLESLAW! I really hate the stuff:shout:

Bill

 

[Mastercamper]

[HI]Writing on here in odd colours and fonts?[/HI]
The problem is what is odd to one person is normal to another. There is a thread in the Meets section about Goths. My immediate response is "Why?" but that is wrong. Good luck to them, I won't be coming (don't suit black) but that doesn't mean I should criticise.

I think,(probably mistakenly) that odd colours and fonts make an otherwise dreary post more acceptable

 

[DBK]

I think,(probably mistakenly) that odd colours and fonts make an otherwise dreary post more acceptable

Yes.

Try to avoid posting them.

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[Mastercamper]

Yes.

Try to avoid posting them.

I will if you will.

 

[Mastercamper]

Predictive texts

 

[MHVirgins]

Yes.

Try to avoid posting them.

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[MHVirgins]

I will if you will.

I suppose that includes quite a few more of us then.......noticed several in Comic Sans earlier:thumb:

Margaret

 

[MHVirgins]

Rather rude funsters......... we have a few on here

Takes the.... oh: oops! Lost my Comic Sans there.......takes the "fun" out of Motorhome Fun when people are on the rude side.....:Blush:

 

[MHVirgins]

Predictive texts

Small keypads on mobile phones!

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[Larby]

Calling someone on my PAYG mobile and getting a message to tell me that their mobile is unavailable, then being charged for the call I have (haven't) just made:Angry:
It's not as if I could have left a message.
Why should I be charged full whack to call 0800 numbers, surely the networks enjoy the free call paid for by the recipient?

 

[mfh27748]

Decaf tea and coffee ,skimmed milk(its like gnats P??s) brown basmati rice when white looks and tastes better.

 

[Jaws]

French style toilets.
If I wanted poop on the back of my shoes ( don't ask !! ) I would not need a special cubicle to do it in !

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[Larby]

French style toilets.
If I wanted poop on the back of my shoes ( don't ask !! ) I would not need a special cubicle to do it in !

I'm asking, don't tantalise, this Forum loves a bit of sh*t

Do you mean the woods are better as you can lean back onto a tree ??

Last year I stopped off at a picnic area with a small wood nearby. Took dog in.
Near the entrance was litter, halfway was the human poo then towards the end the condoms.

 

[Popeye]

Not in our house ... hubby is 'obsessed' with bleach

... [HI]he squirts it here, he squirts it there, he squirts it bl**dy everywhere!!![/HI]

No wonder he gets through a lot of Bleach, that's a lot of squirts to clean up!

 

[Jaws]

I'm asking, don't tantalise, this Forum loves a bit of sh*t

Do you mean the woods are better as you can lean back onto a tree ??

Last year I stopped off at a picnic area with a small wood nearby. Took dog in.
Near the entrance was litter, halfway was the human poo then towards the end the condoms.

What was you doing in the house of commons then Larby ??

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[teddybard]

Atora Light !

Low Fat SUET!


[HI]Maria

[/HI]

Bit harsh I Thought

 

[snailtrailer]

Going to bed at night! I need 24 waking hours to get everything done that is on my lists.

 

[the stig]

French style toilets.
If I wanted poop on the back of my shoes ( don't ask !! ) I would not need a special cubicle to do it in !

readin this whilst just eating my bacon buttie!!!!! oh:

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[johnp10]

PC addicts with no sense of humour who find fault with everything and try to tell us what to think / say.

 

[Ed Excel]

Text speak, as used by the youff. Although I think I've sussed a few of them:

ATD - addicted to drugs
BTW - been to work!!!
BYOT - best years? over twenty
FWIW - fourteen was indescribably w###
IMHO - it's my hormones, OBVIOUSLY
OMMR - only mumble my replies
OMSG - oh, my spot's green
ROFLACGU - remember, only facebook lets a contribution get unliked
TTYL - to the youth, letswriteitinfull

 

[johnp10]

The two that RGOMT (Really get on my tits) are:

LOL
LMAO.

There are others, of course.

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