Light at the end of the ( Euro ) tunnel ?

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    Light at the end of the (Euro) tunnel?

    Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a kiss followed by a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed.

    Angela Merkel thinks:
    Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have kissed the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The Irish girl thinks:
    Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have tried to kiss me in the dark, but missed and kissed Merkel and she slapped his cheek.

    Sarkozy thinks:
    Why me ? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I'd get the blame for it and she slapped me...the English bastard.

    and Cameron thinks:
    I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can kiss the back of my hand again and smack that little French sod another time.


    barry:Smile:
     
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