Wife Just phoned the Mother in law shes all there but a bit mutton Jeff…
‘Hello mum you got any buttons?
Bacon?
No mum buttons
Muffins?
BUTTONS
Stuffing?
MUM, BUTTONS
Croutons what you want them things for?
What
Croutons?
Mum , (Oh Please! ) BUTTONS
Dripping?
No A BUTTON
Like on the remote?
No MUM BUTTONS LIKE ON YOUR COAT
Did you leave your coat here?
Gave up and did a personal visit…..bless her
‘Hello mum you got any buttons?
Bacon?
No mum buttons
Muffins?
BUTTONS
Stuffing?
MUM, BUTTONS
Croutons what you want them things for?
What
Croutons?
Mum , (Oh Please! ) BUTTONS
Dripping?
No A BUTTON
Like on the remote?
No MUM BUTTONS LIKE ON YOUR COAT
Did you leave your coat here?
Gave up and did a personal visit…..bless her