Yorkshire rule the world (1 Viewer)

[johnp10]

please get tha fax reet:thumb:

Typical uneddicated Yorky.
It's spelt WAZZIK.

Do Yorkies have the vote?

 

[Heyupluv]

It reflects real life, John.
Yorkshire is empty. The people you see there are just stand ins.
The Yorkies have gone over OUR hills for a decent pint and a feed of proper black pud.

But thars got no hills .....oh:

 

[johnp10]

But thars got no hills .....oh:

We rent them out to Yorkshire.

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[Peter & Elaine]

We rent them out to Yorkshire.

If arr lot stopped buying all tha lots tattys thar lot wod be bloody bankrupt
Nowt else to export

 

[Taran_Las]

Meor only started it to wind up the southern softys but their not biting much only the welsh

A dear Scottish friend (who unfortunately died last year) always described Yorkshire men as being very like Scotsmen but lacking their sense of generosity. Was he correct?


Ho Ho

 

[Peter & Elaine]

My old and wise dad told me a scot was a Lancastrian with his brains reinserted
Tenants 80 shilling nice

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[pappajohn]

when God cobbled together a corgi and a dingo tomake the lancashire heeler

he was only practising before making the yorkshire terrier.

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[Heyupluv]

I was just looking at the map of the counties of England ...and you can see why God made YORKSHIRE the main county... his land ......if the map resembled a person ....it is just where the HEART would be... the main control unit...the power house..without it all would be lost ...and all those other tiny little strips of land are like blood cells working for the heart :thumb:

 

[pappajohn]

I was just looking at the map of the counties of England ...and you can see why God made YORKSHIRE the main county... his land ......if the map resembled a person ....it is just where the HEART would be... the main control unit...the power house..without it all would be lost:thumb:

by your reckoning Mel. that would make Scotland the head....where the brains are kept.

now that cant be right

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[paulus the woodgnome]

Does Norfolk and Suffolk resemble the ars. Then or is that just my imagination

 

[Heyupluv]

Does Norfolk and Suffolk resemble the ars. Then or is that just my imagination

 

[Peter & Elaine]

What's that long bit sticking out of Wales?

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[Taran_Las]

If you mean the carbuncle - its called England

 

[Barclaybasher]

I think this thread is totally delusional ..........apart from puddings and rhubarb what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? .................

 

[teddybard]

I was just looking at the map of the counties of England ...and you can see why God made YORKSHIRE the main county... his land ......if the map resembled a person ....it is just where the HEART would be... the main control unit...the power house..without it all would be lost ...and all those other tiny little strips of land are like blood cells working for the heart :thumb:

Whats the county to the left of Shropshire that looks like a bottle opener ?

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[Taran_Las]

Must be America. Wales on the other hand is a Principality.

 

[pappajohn]

I think this thread is totally delusional ..........apart from puddings and rhubarb what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? .................

what else is there ?????

 

[Heyupluv]

what else is there ?????

Exactly John..Where would AUNT BESSIE be without the Famous Yorkshire Pudding!!!oh:

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[Snowbird]

Yarkshire Pudding !!!, Is that the thing they are to tight to put any filling in

 

[Peter & Elaine]

Yarkshire Pudding !!!, Is that the thing they are to tight to put any filling in

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So safe we put our kids in em

 

[Heyupluv]

I think this thread is totally delusional ..........apart from puddings and rhubarb what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? .................

If you need to ASK that question....thar nars nowt....WHO looks after you so you can sleep at night....the good old Yorkshire b@lls....have you ever had a global Nuclear attack.. NO..

Just so you can get your beauty sleepoh:Zzzzzzzzzz



The Pontefract cake this keeps your bowels moving with the rhubarb.. no need for a curry...all natural.

Kippersoh:

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[Heyupluv]

snowbird...Yarkshire Pudding !!!, Is that the thing they are to tight to put any filling in

Awwww Dave my friendoh:.....Yorkshire Pudding has many filling as it is so versatile....1/...just Gravy...2/ Gravy and sliced beef......3/ sausages..then its called toad in the hole...4/ NOW it becomes a sweet/ Pudding....Jam.. strawberry.....raspberry...honey and cream..the list goes on.....Dave I can see you have been given imitation copiesoh:

Now where do you think the French got there Crepes recipe from they pinched our Yorkshire pudding mix...and because they could not get them to rise....hey presto the Crepes...our good old pancake mix

 

[Heyupluv]

Do you not know this man...

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James Cook
born at Marton in North Yorkshire
where would this and many other countries be without him..Captain James Cook charted New Zealand and the coast of Australia on his first voyage in 1768. Then the East Indies...

Burstner.... What was that question again "what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? ".................oh:

 

[Barclaybasher]

Do you not know this man...



James Cook
born at Marton in North Yorkshire
where would this and many other countries be without him..Captain James Cook charted New Zealand and the coast of Australia on his first voyage in 1768. Then the East Indies...

Burstner.... What was that question again "what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? ".................oh:

Couldn't get much farther away though if he tried............

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[johnp10]

What's that long bit sticking out of Wales?

That's extra space in case the Welsh expats return. ( They never do, it's got nowt to offer but seaweed.

I think this thread is totally delusional ..........apart from puddings and rhubarb what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? .................

Nowt really, if you exclude the deep pocket factories.

Do you not know this man...

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James Cook
born at Marton in North Yorkshire
where would this and many other countries be without him..Captain James Cook charted New Zealand and the coast of Australia on his first voyage in 1768. Then the East Indies...

Burstner.... What was that question again "what else does Yorkshire rule the world in ? ".................oh:

So that's the git we have to thank for Australia??
Nowt to brag about, eh?

 

[teddybard]

That's extra space in case the Welsh expats return. ( They never do, it's got nowt to offer but seaweed.



Nowt really, if you exclude the deep pocket factories.


So that's the git we have to thank for Australia??
Nowt to brag about, eh?

It's Not his fault that Australia turned out that bad

A previous government exported a load of Mancs there
and no good could have come from that.

 

[Snowbird]

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So safe we put our kids in em

I once had one almost as tough as those

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[johnp10]

It's Not his fault that Australia turned out that bad

A previous government exported a load of Mancs there
and no good could have come from that.

Bad lot, them Mancs.
Sent them to Oz because they refused to go to Yorks.
Us Salford folk are gentlefolk and scholars.:thumb:

 

[teddybard]

Bad lot, them Mancs.
Sent them to Oz because they refused to go to Yorks.
Us Salford folk are gentlefolk and scholars.:thumb:

Your Ambassador Mr Y Hughes told the same story

 

[alfandM]

See this is what I mean good old fashioned pee taking banter
Right then what about home rule for northern England and who will be our leaders
Heyupluv is in there as health minister cos what he pulled of this week is nothing short of brill

Rebuild Adrian's wall and then where will southern boundary be
Chester to Skegness ?

Never a true word spoke ,deserve's a night hood in my eyes,any way that's love and devotion,keep staying fit mrs hayupluv, best therapy i found the computer,:thumb:

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