A husband and wife are standing admiring their garden. "Sooner or later tha's goin' ter ave ter mek a proper scarecrow ter keep birds off," says the wife. "What's up wit t'one wiv got?" Asks her husband. "Nowt," replies the wife. "But me mam's arms are gerrin tired."
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