Yet another meet plagued by generators!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Peter & Elaine]

On my list for our next rally
Big yellow genny
Take filter out of sog unit
Polish solar panels
Take grand kids plus any others I can find of street
Get a big yappy dog or 2
Drain grey water on to next pitch to us
Stock up with fags I may even try a pipe
Load iPod up with a bit of heavy metal
Please add to list if I have missed owt

O and pull baffles out of trike exhaust

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Sliding doors
Flags
Flag poles
And tent guide ropes

 

[Wildbill]

maybe ask JJ.. his video..

but as far as I know you can take pics or videos of peeps in public places and publish without consent..

thanks Jim didn't know the rules
bil

 

[jonandshell]

On my list for our next rally
Big yellow genny
Take filter out of sog unit
Polish solar panels
Take grand kids plus any others I can find of street
Get a big yappy dog or 2
Drain grey water on to next pitch to us
Stock up with fags I may even try a pipe
Load iPod up with a bit of heavy metal
Please add to list if I have missed owt

O and pull baffles out of trike exhaust

Are the solar panels from Poland any good?

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[jonandshell]

Those bloody Fun flags rustling in the wind are annoying too!
Did anyone mention PVC sliding doors?

 

[johnp10]

Those bloody Fun flags rustling in the wind are annoying too!
Did anyone mention PVC sliding doors?

Yeah.
Those bloody REME ones are the worst!

 

[rangi]

AND!!! That disgusting smell of cooking bacon on a Sunday Morning,

AND! no body can tell us if poor old porkie pig wuz stunned before ???????

AND!!! the bread rolls are not free of gluten or dairy products, full of E numbers and preservatives!!!


We 're gonna die! we're doomed!- - - - - (eventually)

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[Peter & Elaine]

Looking like a rally for one then

 

[johnp10]

Looking like a rally for one then

An "Annoying Git" rally would be a laugh.

 

[jonandshell]

In the interests of diversity and equal opportunities, the Sunday morning bacon rolls are from a local Halal butcher!

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[Peter & Elaine]

Are the solar panels from Poland any good?

Naw they are are crap best ones are from a Iceland and they sometimes have a bug off deal

 

[Peter & Elaine]

An "Annoying Git" rally would be a laugh.

I am defiantly in
is shiffty coming

 

[DanielFord]

In the interests of diversity and equal opportunities, the Sunday morning bacon rolls are from a local Halal butcher!

Halal bacon, that did make me chuckle!

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[Peter & Elaine]

Halal bacon, that did make me chuckle!

Not half as much as Abdul the butcher

 

[DanielFord]

The cooking of bacon in the morning should be banned. The smell makes me want to have a second breakfast.

You only have 2 breakfasts, how do you manage!!!!!

 

[Simon]

Hey! I just took my Honda generator apart and gave it a good servicing; it runs perfectly now! I've never taken it camping but I might now that I know it annoys people so much

I can't actually think of a reason for using it as we're always plugged in on site, but...

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[Trikeman]

I like sitting outside the van early in the morning, shorts and tee shirt on, sun spreading its warmth across the park, hot coffee in one hand and stroking the waking dog with the other - the birds morning song is going and then suddenly the quietness breaks with an almighty -
FAAAAARRRRRT! that rises from the stillness, several vans away.

Every time I get a little early morning 'me' time I end up giggling like a school kid due to someone letting off, with gusto.

Why does this 'normal' function sound so loud in the morning?

Trikeman.

 

[Ockerron]

An "Annoying Git" rally would be a laugh.

Oooh let me know when it is! I'll send @Ockerron! He taps. With his fingers. I have millions of nerves in my body and that gets on all of them!

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

We were once on a very quiet CL. We'd had a lovely curry out , but Ralphs innards were suffering. Phew.
Even the dogs couldn't stand it.
So , because there was only us on the site, he'd taken to going to the Hab door, opening the large window in the door. Sticking his Pajama bottomed ( thank goodness ) bum out and pooping.
Except this time he did it someone , who'd arrived without us realising , was walking right past walking their dog.

the birds morning song is going and then suddenly the quietness breaks with an almighty -
FAAAAARRRRRT! that rises from the stillness, several vans away.

Every time I get a little early morning 'me' time I end up giggling like a school kid due to someone letting off, with gusto.

Why does this 'normal' function sound so loud in the morning?

Trikeman.

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[rangi]

I
FAAAAARRRRRT!

Trikeman.

This is caused thro, and it only happens to THE RUFTY TUFTY Funster that sleeps,(LOOK AWAY LADIES!), in the nude, and on the inside of the bed!
Many have a "liquid" supper, while getting up every 2 hours or so during the night , to discharge the ballast, they forget the yeast in their liquid supper still reacts with tummy contents, WHICH!!, In extreme circumstances!! turns the belly contents to? Shall we say? liquid?, and hubbly bubbly!!! Teeming and steaming, till early AM It's like Mt Etna!! The pressure builds!!. Mildly irritant, goes to uncomfortable, TO!!Got to GO!!! NOW!!!
So with "Roses" tightly clenched, they swiftly scurry to the loo!
AND with great relief!

Release the explosive gasses!- - - So! interupting your commune with nature , and of course sometimes? in certain circumstances??? creating a blow back from the cassette, this of course creates an illusion of an echo reverberating, which sounds like 2, whereas it's only 1

Hope this explanation helps ?

All part of the service !

 

[Trikeman]

This is caused thro, and it only happens to THE RUFTY TUFTY Funster that sleeps,(LOOK AWAY LADIES!), in the nude, and on the inside of the bed!
Many have a "liquid" supper, while getting up every 2 hours or so during the night , to discharge the ballast, they forget the yeast in their liquid supper still reacts with tummy contents, WHICH!!, In extreme circumstances!! turns the belly contents to? Shall we say? liquid?, and hubbly bubbly!!! Teeming and steaming, till early AM It's like Mt Etna!! The pressure builds!!. Mildly irritant, goes to uncomfortable, TO!!Got to GO!!! NOW!!!
So with "Roses" tightly clenched, they swiftly scurry to the loo!
AND with great relief!

Release the explosive gasses!- - - So! interupting your commune with nature , and of course sometimes? in certain circumstances??? creating a blow back from the cassette, this of course creates an illusion of an echo reverberating, which sounds like 2, whereas it's only 1

Hope this explanation helps ?

All part of the service !

This has gotta be the best thread for a while - thanks Rangy, I now understand the Thetford trumpet theory.


Trikeman.

 

[Old Soldier]

Can I bring my strimmer please....? Hate those weedy bits around the pitch!!

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[rangi]

Trikeman

 

[ALI G]

One reason we do not stay at shows anymore ...generators and diesel powered heaters.

 

[johnp10]

We were once on a very quiet CL. We'd had a lovely curry out , but Ralphs innards were suffering. Phew.
Even the dogs couldn't stand it.
So , because there was only us on the site, he'd taken to going to the Hab door, opening the large window in the door. Sticking his Pajama bottomed ( thank goodness ) bum out and pooping.
Except this time he did it someone , who'd arrived without us realising , was walking right past walking their dog. [/QUOTE

RESPECT !!!

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[JJ]

what Broken Link Removed had to say when his peace was shattered..

Would be interested to know the legal position where someone copies from a blog and pastes it into a forum!!!!

My legal people seem to be away for the weekend...

JJ

 

[newlifedriver]

Funsters segregation area nice one I think I'll cancel my membership I thought joining funsters was because it was more liberal than other clubs certainly doesn't sound like it live & let live within reason or are the solar brigade going to dictate terms of membership

I'm with you live and let live mate but all ways try to take into consideration uthers around us

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

I'm guessing the live and let livers, use generators.

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[Peter & Elaine]

One reason we do not stay at shows anymore ...generators and diesel powered heaters.

Don't park up next to me and Elaine we can snore in tandem

 

[marrod23]

You've all gone bloody mad this was supposed to be a serious discussion about some bugger with a generator He! He! Who started this anyway

 

[Peter & Elaine]

I'm guessing the live and let livers, use generators.

I hope you 2 are going to be quite this weekend no banging sliding doors at 2 am blind drunk

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