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the drugs angle hadn't even occurred to me but as the woman hadn't approached other motorhomes or the person directing the vehicles to ask about toilets as far as I could see, then perhaps that could have been the reason. I guess I will never know and I just hope that I am not caught short in Spain somewhere near her house:LOL::whistle::oops:
 

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I had just bought my pride and joy, a Hymer 660S and it was still in pristine condition and I was about to sign into Setthorns New Forest campsite and four trendy youngsters in a car were trying to book in with their tent but they had no toilet... Setthorns is a NO facility site.

The two young ladies, expecting to be able to use the campsite loo, were now at bursting point and asked/pleaded with me to let them use mine.

Of course I allowed them to... :whistle:


JJ :cool:
 

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if you are entertaining then yes as has happened in cue doubt it
 
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Ah, but what if it was Kylie or the Duchess of Cambridge............................you could then get vast amounts of dosh on ebay for your toilet seat, assuming that you had remembered to ask them to sign it with an indelible pen !!!

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Ah, but what if it was Kylie or the Duchess of Cambridge............................you could then get vast amounts of dosh on ebay for your toilet seat, assuming that you had remembered to ask them to sign it with an indelible pen !!!


Never a pen around when you need one !!!!!
 

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A couple of years ago we were held up in traffic on the M2, an accident, stopped the engine, even was making a brew, a knock on the door, pregnant woman wanting to use the loo, said OK, she thank us and left, on leaving a snooty american lady in car next to us said, "how can you use the toilet" peeing into a bucket, pregnant lady said, "Oh no, its fully flushing toilet" anyway still there about another hour, pregnant lady back again, used it and left, all the time mrs snooty moaning, Mrs snooty then went Geri's door and said, can I use your toilet, Geri got her own back, told her to "f#ck Off" and big cheer went up from rest of the motorists.
 
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Ah, but what if it was Kylie or the Duchess of Cambridge............................you could then get vast amounts of dosh on ebay for your toilet seat, assuming that you had remembered to ask them to sign it with an indelible pen !!!


is that what you call a royal flush ?????

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Puddleduck

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Depends on the circumstances but if you think they are just being nebby say yes but also say the cassette needs to be emptied before anyone else uses it......
 
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I had just bought my pride and joy, a Hymer 660S and it was still in pristine condition and I was about to sign into Setthorns New Forest campsite and four trendy youngsters in a car were trying to book in with their tent but they had no toilet... Setthorns is a NO facility site.

The two young ladies, expecting to be able to use the campsite loo, were now at bursting point and asked/pleaded with me to let them use mine.

Of course I allowed them to... :whistle:


JJ :cool:


may I be rude and ask how long ago that was ? I'm fairly new to this site but even I know that you rufty tuftys don't do campsites in the New Forest
 
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A few years ago we were held on the M20 by a serious fatal accident on our way to the ferry.

We did not move a wheel for 6 hours by which time men were disappearing down the embankment and returning looking relieved. My wife noticed two young ladies ( late teens) looking very worried as they needed to "go" but couldn't find anywhere out of public view. She invited them to use our loo which they did, gratefully, even offering to pay for the privilege.

Incidentally , after about four hours of the holdup, with no info from the Police as to what was happening, two guys in a builders van went down the embankment and sawed down two fence posts making a gap in the hedge. Several vehicles , mainly 4x4 and commercial vans then drove down the embankment, over the neighbouring field and away .

We stayed put as we didn't fancy risking the damage.

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Tootles

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Ah, but what if it was Kylie or the Duchess of Cambridge
Here we see The Duchess of Cornwall, and HRH The Princess Anne queuing to use the ladies at Goodwood. :)

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you cant get stranger than the funsters. cant say no to them. or can I. but dare say no to dawn, or joy.
 
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Go pee behind a bush over the hill , Where ever!, men hang it out anywhere! Why cant females?

The answer would be no!

At 74! too old to be PC!

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may I be rude and ask how long ago that was ? I'm fairly new to this site but even I know that you rufty tuftys don't do campsites in the New Forest


Better be a long time ago.... or he'll have to explain this .... just as he had to explain about the "Dutch bint":sneaky::whistle:
 
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A few years ago we were held on the M20 by a serious fatal accident on our way to the ferry.

We did not move a wheel for 6 hours by which time men were disappearing down the embankment and returning looking relieved. My wife noticed two young ladies ( late teens) looking very worried as they needed to "go" but couldn't find anywhere out of public view. She invited them to use our loo which they did, gratefully, even offering to pay for the privilege.

Incidentally , after about four hours of the holdup, with no info from the Police as to what was happening, two guys in a builders van went down the embankment and sawed down two fence posts making a gap in the hedge. Several vehicles , mainly 4x4 and commercial vans then drove down the embankment, over the neighbouring field and away .

We stayed put as we didn't fancy risking the damage.
we had a simler thing many years ago on the M5 it was a very bad fatal accident we ended up letting many use our loo and made tea and bacon buttes.
the next day we were on the A1just north of new castile see this poor sole hitchhiking very could we were snowed in on a layby of the road we gave him a bed for the night.
or he would have frozen to death.
the snow was three feet thick when the snowplough finally got us out the next day
bill

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Unless they had a Balaclava on I would say yes,as I've been desperate before
 

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I do have prostate trouble, so my loo is a lifesaver for me when travelling, but a year or so ago I was buying some expensive machine bits in another town when I had paid a lot of money out. I was suddenly struck by the urge to go urgently and asked if I could go into the staff loo two yards away at the end of the counter and was told 'NO IT IS STAFF ONLY for health and safety reason , you might fall over and injures yourself . Use the public toilets along the seafront'. About 400 yards away, I did get there but was nearly crying. I could have wet myself in the shop and then sued them for public humiliation. or done it in their shop doorway. Pity I had paid them for the stuff, I haven't been back to the bastards for HEALTH AND SAFETY reasons. I would let a distressed person use it. I also carry a spare cassette in the garage.
 

Puddleduck

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Pity I had paid them for the stuff, I haven't been back to the bastards for HEALTH AND SAFETY reasons. I would let a distressed person use it. I also carry a spare cassette in the garage.

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

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we had a simler thing many years ago on the M5 it was a very bad fatal accident we ended up letting many use our loo and made tea and bacon buttes.
the next day we were on the A1just north of new castile see this poor sole hitchhiking very could we were snowed in on a layby of the road we gave him a bed for the night.
or he would have frozen to death.
the snow was three feet thick when the snowplough finally got us out the next day
bill

You've truly got a heart of gold, Bill.
 

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Gwaygway - I'd have let you use mine. I remember my mum when she was having radiotherapy for ovarian cancer, being taken short in the Big Jobs department on more than one occasion - she had to knock on a stranger's door once; how humiliating it was for her.

So I'd let someone who was in trouble, or like has been said, if stuck on the motorway. Once in a ferry queue (something had happened, we were waiting hours, family in a car with 3 smallish children, was Speedferries and zilcho facilities) Mum was trying to cut up a baguette on the bonnet of the car to make them some sandwiches - I passed her out my breadknife and board!

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Jaws

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Dunno about a total stranger as the occasion has never arisen, but certainly lots of non-immediate family have used our loo.
Sitting round the van having drinks and playing cards or whatever,, nowt worse than someone having to get up, go walk to their van and then walk back.. kinda destroys the mood if you know what I mean.
Years ago I would have said no way, but after emptying the portaloo of a whole raft of folks wee and doodoo at the Bash a couple of years ago all over my hands and arms and not contracting some terrible disease as a result, I now could not care less !
 

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I did at Shell Island. . . I wasn't overly happy about it though.

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