Worst Christmas Cracker joke

[Rocking Rivet]

Why is it getting harder to buy an advert calendar
Because their days are numbered

 

[Clivefog]

What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker (sorry Brian and Helen aka Quackers)!

 

[Vanman]

What is a Frog's favourite drink?

Croaka Cola ...

 

[denisejoe]

We had our golf Christmas dinner the other day and our oldest player who is 91 his cracker said “imagine what you will be doing in 10 years time”

 

[dna]

what do you call an obnoxious reindeer?







Rude-loph!

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[GibAvon]

What is Father Christmas’ dog called?

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Santa Paws

 

[Burgo]

What is the difference between light and hard?





You can go to sleep with a light on.

 

[MR BLO]

Why didn’t the monkeys cracker go bang ?

Because it went baboon !

 

[mart]

Where does father Christmas go on the 26th December

An elf farm

 

[Bailey58]

You've all been storing up old-mo's jokes!

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[TinaLes]

What do you get a Partner that has everything?
Answer: Penicillin
LES

 

[dryad]

oh my goodness, have just realised, it's always been mister old-mo wot writes them cracker jokes..

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[ChrisSue]

Has anyone else got this mental picture of old-mo chortling away as he copies these on to his old school slate ready for next year?

 

[Augusta08]

What's Santa Clauses wife called?


Mary Christmas

 

[B-well]

Has anyone else got this mental picture of old-mo chortling away as he copies these on to his old school slate ready for next year?

I can strongly assure you that Old Mo has been afforded a dictaphone to record such events, technology has no bounds as he glees with this new found device.

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