Worse than a grey water thread....

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by davejen, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. davejen

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    Came off the M6 yesterday, got behind a wagon "Animal Transport" on the back, as it went round a rh bend a torrent of brown liquid was emitted from the rear of said wagon, then it went round a lh bend and the same torrent of sh£t and p£iss came out from the other side of the wagon.
    I quickly slowed down to let him get away before continuing at a safe distance. I let a tailgating white van overtake me at the earliest opportunity....
    Surely there should be a law against this unsociable behaviour?
    What do you think?
    Cheers, Dave(y)
     
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  2. The Nomad

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    There is. Always leave a lot of room between you and the vehicle in front....if you're that close to his ass, then always a risk of ending up in the sh1t.... :D
     
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  3. mike mcglynn

    mike mcglynn Funster Life Member

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    I had the same thing happen to me many years ago unfortunately I was riding a Honda 50 and the wagon was unsigned, boy did I smell bad when I got home a lesson learned .:cool:
     
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    Agree. Don't ever let white van man past.
     
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  5. Cleve

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    I think a lot of us (me included) are white van men or women. My Hymer is white and it even has VAN in the registration. Mind you, everything overtakes me!

    Just a thought. Clive
     
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    :roflmto:Including a cycle no doubt:cycle:
     
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    Definitely a Brown water posting, makeas a bit of a stink compared to Grey water.
     
  8. PeteH

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    Any, Animal conveyance, is best avoided if at all possible. Even seen it happen from a Lambourn Racehorse Box. Mind that would be a "Better Class" of SH1T!.:D2:whistle:
     
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    Get behind a refrigerated fish wagon from Fraserbourgh or Peterhead, and there are usually a couple of drain pipes at the back of the trailer delicately decanting a fishy ordure onto the highway, enveloping following vehicles in a piscine miasma that puts a grey waste dribbler's Fairy Liquid and Imperial Leather dregs into perspective.
     
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    I have a spare can of “VIP poo” if it helps:Grin:
     
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