Will "Fun" be the biggest???

Who's mad as a hatter?


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We might be the biggest, I think they have a cup for the largest group of ralliers so there is an outside chance we might win it. However If the cup was for Fun then I am sure we would be odds on favourites:BigGrin:

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Want to come

If you want to come along to Newark with us there is still plenty of room. Come along and put a face to a name. Most of the people attending will be meeting each other for the first time. Come along and meet us, Funsters attending so far are:

WinniebagoTony (Tony & Ruth)
Ksebruce (Ken and Steph)
Pammy/Geo
Forestboy (Rory and Jan)
Suzy & Bryan
American Dream (Steve and Carol)
GJH (Graham and Jill)
Roadrunner (John & Irina)
Brisey (Brian and Pam)
RockieRV/Kands (Keith and Sharon)
Jim & Sian inc kids Ginnie, James & Katie
Martyn (Martyn and Eileen)
PeterandBetty
Olley (Ian and Sue)
LyndonRV (Lyndon and Emma)
Lugnutt (Dave and Sue)
Lindy-C & J.C. (Linda and James) Trade Stand
Travelinglilburys (Brian and Julia)
Pheonix (Chris and Joyce)
Haganap(paul,nikki, george and harley)
Tick59 (Bill and Chris)
Dingray
The outlaws (Pam and Bernie)
Jaydee (John and Pat)
Pappajohn (John and Shirl)
Walburga (Allen & Eileen)
Papa Smurf (Papa and June)
Andyman (Andy & Lynn)
Mandjhumph (Martyn, Jane & Abigail)
Qe2 (Mark)
Ash (Steve & Lyn)
The Pips (Doug and Barbara)
Diablo (Dane and Hazel)
Freestyle (Dave and Chris)
Yoolie (Marion and Jim)
Keith (Keith and Jean)
Teasy2007 (Ginny & Michael)
wendyre (Wendy & John)
Wildcamper & Dawn (Ken & Dawn)


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Sorry Jim won't be able to join you as working this weekend. Got to take a coach load of Cadets to Beckingham ( Just past the Showground ) on Friday night, and collecting them on Sunday afternoon. Will blow the horn if I see you and you are having "Fun" and all happy and waving.

David
 
HI :Eeek: blimey a giant rally although i am working that saturday:cry: so will no be able to attend:RollEyes: best off luck:Smile: show the darkside up:RollEyes:

ray:thumb:
 
This is going to be the dogs danglies, a bunch of right nice people and some old geezer ( 50 I believe) buying all the beer, Cushty.:Rofl1:
 
Fordson and Saruman, great shame we won't see you, but there will be other opportunities I'm sure.........:Wink:

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We may well see you all but we're booked in with t'other lot!!
 
No pics in the gallery yet though :Wink:

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