Who do you complain to...........please don't read if having something to eat!

[The Coops]

We buy our toilet roll from a well known cash and carry outlet, sounds a bit like * Mackerel*O Now since the C19 scare we stopped getting information through the post that if we bought X brand of bog roll at £7,99 for 24 rolls then we would get 24 free. We took advantage of this and found we had ,in the face of adversity we had about 100 plus bog rolls BEFORE the virus in DC's survivalist cave!
Now come June we find that we have to use our stocks and DC surrendered her stock................Now when wiping my bum I find that every third sheet ( not sheeit ) has a hole in it and that the famous finger is getting a coating of excrement as there is a BLOODY GREAT hole in the paper.......Who do you complain to?
Not being greedy but at current prices I am down about £100 and got an extremely smelly finger ............but it has stopped me biting my nails! What would you do?

 

[Clickem]

Wear gloves

 

[maison]

Sounds like a great anti CV-19 wheeze.

You aren’t going to lick your fingers now, are you?

 

[DavidG58]

Do you really use every sheet singly?

simple solution use two at a time folded over

even good quality paper it’s too thin for my rough arse

but while on subject of complaining, just how exactly does this become motorhome chat , apart from it can be used home or away I guess

 

[DuxDeluxe]

but while on subject of complaining, just how exactly does this vibe motorhome chat , apart from it can be used home or away I guess

Simples - have you ever used the specialist camping bogroll? Awful stuff - multiple sheet folding necessary . There you go, motorhome related. No need to thank me

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[Richard n Ann]

Bin it and get Cushelle Ultra Quilted. Never let's you down, it never tears and leaves half the ply stuck to your arse either

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Just use 2 sheets and fold the 3rd sheet over..
A program on TV indicated that the toilet roll manufacturers are just making one type of product now, in order to maximise production and keep plenty off "bog standard" loo rolls, on the shelves.

 

[davejen]

It' not Kentucky.brand by any chance , is it?
Cheers, Dave

 

[Nirvanauk]

We buy our toilet roll from a well known cash and carry outlet, sounds a bit like * Mackerel*O Now since the C19 scare we stopped getting information through the post that if we bought X brand of bog roll at £7,99 for 24 rolls then we would get 24 free. We took advantage of this and found we had ,in the face of adversity we had about 100 plus bog rolls BEFORE the virus in DC's survivalist cave!
Now come June we find that we have to use our stocks and DC surrendered her stock................Now when wiping my bum I find that every third sheet ( not sheeit ) has a hole in it and that the famous finger is getting a coating of excrement as there is a BLOODY GREAT hole in the paper.......Who do you complain to?
Not being greedy but at current prices I am down about £100 and got an extremely smelly finger ............but it has stopped me biting my nails! What would you do?

Buy some proper bloody toilet paper!!

 

[Dorset Diver]

We buy our toilet roll from a well known cash and carry outlet, sounds a bit like * Mackerel*O Now since the C19 scare we stopped getting information through the post that if we bought X brand of bog roll at £7,99 for 24 rolls then we would get 24 free. We took advantage of this and found we had ,in the face of adversity we had about 100 plus bog rolls BEFORE the virus in DC's survivalist cave!
Now come June we find that we have to use our stocks and DC surrendered her stock................Now when wiping my bum I find that every third sheet ( not sheeit ) has a hole in it and that the famous finger is getting a coating of excrement as there is a BLOODY GREAT hole in the paper.......Who do you complain to?
Not being greedy but at current prices I am down about £100 and got an extremely smelly finger ............but it has stopped me biting my nails! What would you do?

Wash your hands for at least 20 seconds and grin and bear it

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[ryan_flea]

 

[mitzimad]

thats a bummer means you cant use both sides

 

[The Coops]

Keep then coming I have tears in my eyes but do not want to use the third rate bog paper!

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Keep then coming I have tears in my eyes but do not want to use the third rate bog paper!

Put it up for auction on Fun, some arsh*le on here would buy it.

 

[pappajohn]

Use a minimum 2 sheets per wipe then the hole in one sheet is covered by the intact second sheet.
I don't care how cheap or expensive the bog roll is, using just one sheet at a time is asking for a dose of stinkfinger.

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[fat haggis]

Wire brush and Dettol. It’s bit nippy at first keep at it.

 

[Otter Spotter]

We buy our toilet roll from a well known cash and carry outlet, sounds a bit like * Mackerel*O Now since the C19 scare we stopped getting information through the post that if we bought X brand of bog roll at £7,99 for 24 rolls then we would get 24 free. We took advantage of this and found we had ,in the face of adversity we had about 100 plus bog rolls BEFORE the virus in DC's survivalist cave!
Now come June we find that we have to use our stocks and DC surrendered her stock................Now when wiping my bum I find that every third sheet ( not sheeit ) has a hole in it and that the famous finger is getting a coating of excrement as there is a BLOODY GREAT hole in the paper.......Who do you complain to?
Not being greedy but at current prices I am down about £100 and got an extremely smelly finger ............but it has stopped me biting my nails! What would you do?

Buy a bidet

 

[Minxy]

but while on subject of complaining, just how exactly does this become motorhome chat , apart from it can be used home or away I guess

Oi, don't you start being all 'holier than though' about holey bog rolls! If there wasn't a bog thread every now and then some funsters would get withdrawal symptoms.

 

[steve 6644]

Sounds like a hundred quid down the karzi to me

 

[Otter Spotter]

Sounds like a hundred quid down the karzi to me

That’s his point, it’s not cos there’s a hole in it all

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[raysalaugh]

This will sort your problem no paper needed, just don't get too close

 

[RustyRuss]

Personally I’ve been using a stiff wire brush and bleach since lockdown.......

 

[Jim]

That'll teach you to buy posh Polo Mint Toilet paper, should have stuck to the bog standard stuff like the rest of us hoarders.

 

[PhilandMena]

I've heard John Wayne toilet paper is brilliant. However, its also a racist toilet paper ?

Why ?

Because it doesn't take any shit from Indians !

 

[The Wino]

Don't be too down about it we all make the odd bum purchase

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[mark73]

 

[TheBig1]

simple answer AC/DC as DC bought it, she should wipe your bum with it