Where do you hide valuables in MH

[Drifter]

I’ve got a safe fitted, just wondering where to sleep as there’s no room for anything else

 

[Mikeco]

Not telling

 

[pappajohn]

Don't know who fitted your safe but they put the door on back to front.
The bolts go on the inside so you can't cut them.

 

[Drifter]

Don't know who fitted your safe but they put the door on back to front.
The bolts go on the inside so you can't cut them.

Specialist contractors called Dodgeit&Bodgeit, they promised they were good too

 

[keithchesterfield2]

Who's the villain trying to break in ?

He looks a bit iffy to me ......

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[Snowbird]

I find cooks bra as safe as anywhere, not only is it robust and well constructed, it holds a lot .

 

[Drifter]

Who's the villain trying to break in ?

He looks a bit iffy to me ......

Is that not George Clooney? ?

 

[Kevinthecat]

My crown jewels are well looked after, no worries .

 

[keithchesterfield2]

Is that not George Clooney? ?

More likely Rosemary than George ........

Keep smiling, dear

 

[gus-lopez]

I find cooks bra as safe as anywhere, not only is it robust and well constructed, it holds a lot .

Exactly where the market traders & gypsy women keep there cash.

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[keithchesterfield2]

Exactly where the market traders & gypsy women keep there cash.

How do you know, cheeky boy ?

 

[BobtheBass]

1 to the right, 2 to the left, 3 to the right and bingo! I’ve opened the door to Mo’s joke locker........

 

[Drifter]

1 to the right, 2 to the left, 3 to the right and bingo! I’ve opened the door to Mo’s joke locker........

 

[old-mo]

Don't know who fitted your safe but they put the door on back to front.
The bolts go on the inside so you can't cut them.

He is on the inside trying to get out...

 

[TheBig1]

I keep mine under the 3 savage dogs

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[keithchesterfield2]

He is on the inside trying to get out...

He only went in to check if the light went out or stayed on.

Seven days and counting ........

 

[busby]

What valuables,, BUSBY.

 

[keithchesterfield2]

What valuables,, BUSBY.

The ones you carry in case you are 'gassed' while overseas and can claim on the insurance - Rolex, €2000 in cash, wallet, iPad and laptop.
You know it makes sense ......

 

[busby]

The ones you carry in case you are 'gassed' while overseas and can claim on the insurance - Rolex, €2000 in cash, wallet, iPad and laptop.
You know it makes sense ......

I don't hide those.BUSBY.

 

[dabhand]

I find cooks bra as safe as anywhere, not only is it robust and well constructed, it holds a lot .

You’ll have to keep an eye open for the smash and grab merchants!

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[TinaLes]

I find cooks bra as safe as anywhere, not only is it robust and well constructed, it holds a lot .
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I always keep very schtum when TinaL asks me "have you seen my purse, cant find it"
I would get a slap if I told her where I thought it was hidden. The things she puts in there beggars belief at times!
Les

 

[Boycie]

The Twins look after our valuables.

 

[JJ]

What are these "valuables" of which you speak?


JJ

 

[Boycie]

What are these "valuables" of which you speak?


JJ

The Crown Jewels perchance.

 

[Snowbird]

What are these "valuables" of which you speak?


JJ

I know what your thinking JJ. How many Fray Bentos pies you could store in cooks bra

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[glenn2926]

Once you have bought a motorhome you don’t have any valuables.

 

[Podney]

We don’t keep valuables in the van. Unless you call iPad a valuable,and that’s left out. I should think most scrotes have better “stuff” than me as I’m not bothered about the trappings of wealth. Old iPhone,old iPad,wallet in pocket,wedge in back pocket (go on,try to if you dare,my buttocks are very sensitive),no watch,one small ring on my pinky. Passports usually with us.

But if you have lots of goodies,get a safe.

 

[nicholsong]

We don’t keep valuables in the van. Unless you call iPad a valuable,and that’s left out. I should think most scrotes have better “stuff” than me as I’m not bothered about the trappings of wealth. Old iPhone,old iPad,wallet in pocket,wedge in back pocket (go on,try to if you dare,my buttocks are very sensitive),no watch,one small ring on my pinky. Passports usually with us.

But if you have lots of goodies,get a safe.

I also.

Friend of mine thought he would try in the pub one day when I was half-cut.

When he picked himself off the floor he realised his mistake. One does not stop to identify a potential pickpocket.

Geoff

 

[Casper46]

If they are sentimental valuables leave them locked up at home, otherwise that's what insurance is for. I took all my jewellery to the shop and weighed it in. It's surprising how little it was worth.

 

[Snowbird]

We don’t keep valuables in the van. Unless you call iPad a valuable,and that’s left out. I should think most scrotes have better “stuff” than me as I’m not bothered about the trappings of wealth. Old iPhone,old iPad,wallet in pocket,wedge in back pocket (go on,try to if you dare,my buttocks are very sensitive),no watch,one small ring on my pinky. Passports usually with us.

But if you have lots of goodies,get a safe.

That brought back memories of my grandfather. Long before credit cards and debit cards, when cash was king he always had a front flap pocket in his suit trousers, similar to a hip pocket only with a deep pocket lining. He always carried a bundle of notes when out, just in case a deal was to be had. He was known as big Wilf and we always thought it was because he was of large stature, but it turned out it was because of the large roll bulging in his strides.

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