What's the best saying you have heard????

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  1. Patrick

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    Whats the best saying you have ever heard?

    As much use as , a one legged man at an ass kicking party

    As welcome as, a fart in a spce suite
     
  2. sandyketton

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    "Up and down like a fiddlers elbow" always makes me smile
     
  3. sandyketton

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    or a one armed paperhanger
     
  4. pappajohn

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    as much use as a chocolate fire guard

    rude one.....as much use as t*ts on a bull

    another rude one.....colder than a witch's t*t.

    got a gob on him/her the size of a wizards sleeve
     
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  5. Tony Santara

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    "Your the winner "......works for me :roflmto::roflmto:

    Or...... " If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off "
     
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    or.....'if brains were s**t you wouldnt have enough for a skid mark'
     
  7. Geo

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    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. :ROFLMAO:

    I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
     
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  8. peter t

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    I did'nt know you could stack Bullsh*t that high !!
     
  9. hilldweller

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    "Don't just lit it happen"
     
  10. ginge61

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    if it wasnt for bad luck id have no luck at all

    one i heard in ireland [more scared than a pig walking through denneys ] thats the black and white pudding facatory plus other things
     
  11. Road Runner

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    Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

    Never eat with your mouth full.

    Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

    Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.

    Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

    Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.

    Sometimes people need what only friends can provide — Absence.

    Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached.

    Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)

    Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

    Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

    Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

    Friends don’t let friends drive naked.

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

    Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

    With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

    If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

    A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.

    Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

    Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

    People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

    Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

    Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

    The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
     
  12. ruffingitsmoothly

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    Today is the day we worried about yesterday!

    People are dying now who have never died before!

    But this is the classic!!

    Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
    (Abraham Lincoln).

    Regards Pat
     
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    A face like a smacked bum
    Thick as a canteen cup
    If they had 2 heads they'd kiss themselves
    If you had brains you would be dangerous
    have you got s**t for brains
    as daft as a barrow load of monkeys
    did you win your licence in a raffle?
    who taught you to drive ? Stevie Wonder!
    I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception
    Some people have a right to be ugly/stupid but you abuse the priviledge
    I think you have a good case for a refund of your charm school fees.
    who knitted your face and dropped a stich?
     
  14. Munchie

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    As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. :ROFLMAO:
     
  15. WillH

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    'Careful what you wish for, you may get what you want'
     
  16. Jim

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    "Its a wise man that says nothing when he has nothing to say"

    so I'm staying stum on this one:Smile:
     
  17. zaskar

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    face like a split clog

    face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

    face like a bulldog lickin' p*ss of a nettle

    yer engine sounds like a miners toolbox

    it wouldn't pull a s**** off yer granny
     
  18. Munchie

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    He/she eats like a bullfrog farting in custard. :Eeek:
     
  19. Terry

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    ::bigsmile: I am deffo from the rude club so here goes :thumb:
    never p--s into the wind
    more chance of getting a w--k off the pope
    :ROFLMAO: I had better stop at that :ROFLMAO::thumb:
    terry
     
  20. Hayleylulu

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    :RollEyes:its the dogs bollocks
     
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