A face like a smacked bum
Thick as a canteen cup
If they had 2 heads they'd kiss themselves
If you had brains you would be dangerous
have you got s**t for brains
as daft as a barrow load of monkeys
did you win your licence in a raffle?
who taught you to drive ? Stevie Wonder!
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception
Some people have a right to be ugly/stupid but you abuse the priviledge
I think you have a good case for a refund of your charm school fees.
who knitted your face and dropped a stich?