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9 out of 10 for you young man, Grammar not Grammer.
Rob
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Again... very dangerous ground here Craig...
My father use to send the letters I wrote to him from school back to me with the spelling and grammar corrected!
Something must have stuck because I wince and groan (just as he must have done) when I see all the glaring errors (many by me) on this site especially when they are made by qualified, professional people...
BUT
...any criticism of Funsters' spelling or grammar will just reduce the chances of people posting, especially if they are worried about making mistakes, when we should be doing the opposite and encouraging them to relate their experiences or ask for and offer help...
I believe the Darkside used to worry and comment on posters' bad spelling etc... :Sad:
I say Kick Spelling And Grammar Criticism Out Of Fun
Obviously right wing posts, anti Europe, homophobic, racist, sexist, anti Man City, anti tinned pies posts and the like are another matter and should be stamped on quickly and firmly...
Good (late) morning from sunny (again) Portugal...
JJ :Cool:
PS. My Spanish/Portuguese bank has not gone bust yet and is still giving me cash from machines in the wall... :thumb:
I live where the English language is spoken, so, I speak, and write English. It is the uneducated ones that should face the facts, and learn to speak and write correct English.
Craig
Define professional JJ ...
I understand (most of the time, except when JJ goes on about football) what he is saying. I do not look for the inner meaning (doubt I have enough days in my life left for that)...
I just hate the gammer police, as bad as the fashion police.
Bob:Blush:
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Well I'm old-fashioned too and can't stand bad grammar. I'm always telling my granddaughters that people will form an opinion based upon the way they speak. It is always worth making the effort to speak properly.
I also hate 'guys' but like 'chaps'. I really hate this new thing where people on television will speak well but drop the double 't', as in si'ing instead of sitting; and what about litool instead of little? Grrrrrrr! I need to 'get a life'. Grrrrr!
Ivy
I thought on the IOM they spoke TT
In the part of London I grew up .. the east end of London we spoke rhyming slang... as far as I know in my childhood days there were few foreigners there that I knew of. So we grew up with what was the common language of the area of London.. does that make it English or not?
does not make those that use it uneducated.
Bob
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Bob... I am not aware of anyone saying they can't understand you...
JJ :Cool:
I just don't get the point of rhyming slang. If someone is going up the 'apples' I would suspect they mean scrumping, or if they needed their 'syrup', I would believe it was a dietary requirement. At the end of the day (I always say thatoh, stairs has one syllable and apples two so why waste time and effort?
Ivy
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Often though it is not development of the language, more bastardising the language.
A big gang of white youths of 13-14 years of age hang round our local shops. To hear them talk you would think you were in Jamaica or somewhere. "Yo Bro wickid innit" muttered from the mouth of a spotty kid with trousers round his ankles always makes me smile, and pity.
Treacle my man, if you were to get a pair of those baggy trousers that show half your bum.. a tea pot cover for your head in the colours of the national flag of Jamaica .. you might understand them Bro... now no dissing them....
Bob
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All languages are dynamic and our younger generation are leading the movement.
[HI]I wonder what Will Shakespeare would have thought of the English used by, for instance, football match commentators[/HI].
Looking at it in another way.....
I wonder what would the scribes who wrote Magna carta would think of the language used by Will Shakespeare. Magna Carta was written in Latin, the official written language of the day in 1215, however the spoken language was middle English
Early Middle English was the language of the 12th and 13th centuries. Middle English was fully developed as a literary language by the second half of the 14th century. Late Middle English and the transition to Early Modern English took place from the early 15th century and is taken to have been complete by the beginning of the Tudor period in 1485.
Shakespeare fits officially into the ‘modern’ category'. His language is what is called Early Modern English.
Now the next bit of course I have "copied and pasted" ....(modern English terms perhaps?)
Old English is a completely different thing. Look at the following passage in Old English and try and read it:
‘Fæder ure þuþe eart on heofonum
si þin nama gehalgod tobecume þin rice gewurþe þin willa on eorðan swa swa on heofonum
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us to dæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge ac alys us of yfele soþlice.’
Do you recognise it? If not, try this one:
‘Oure fadir þat art in heuenes halwid be þi name;
þi reume or kyngdom come to be. Be þi wille don in herþe as it is dounin heuene.
yeue to us today oure eche dayes bred.
And foryeue to us oure dettis þat is oure synnys as we foryeuen to oure dettouris þat is to men þat han synned in us.
And lede us not into temptacion but delyuere us from euyl.’
Easier, and perhaps you recognise it now, but only just? Look at the next one:
‘Our father which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts as we forgive our debters.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.’
So if you are still awake....... What is "Proper English"?
all of them are of course..... in their day.....:thumb::thumb::thumb:
I love our language...
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I wish i could speak French--- too old too learn now :Sad:
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My school report usually consisted of just one sentence.......
I didn't go to grammer school Secondary modern for me
Was in the c stream for all lessons
Read that as near dunces class level
Since then I have managed 43 years unbroken service
Gained city and guilds and a nvq in assessing
Bought and paid for our house
Mrs t never had to go to work in 38 years marriage
Two well adjusted kids
Both good jobs
One even has letters after her name
All with my poor knowledge of English language
Spelling and punctuation
And I apologise to no one for it
Sorry if I upset
my reports always said could do better
But I did better enough
Sorry rant over:thumb::thumb::Blush:
Now that is one that really gets up my nose.....why is it so difficult to say or write 'ask'axe me l8tr mate
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Agreed, that is just lazy.We get annoyed to hear people talking about "wales" when they actually mean "whales"! I end up shouting at the tv saying, Wales is a country my dear!! Oh and I "fink" is another pet hate!:Blush:
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Which point in time should we use as a reference for keeping the "English language as it has always been"?
Was it the "English" language from before William the Conqueror popped over to stay with us, or should it be the "English" language of Tudor times. Perhaps we should speak "English" as the Victorians did.
That's precisely why English cannot be "as it always has been" because it 'has always been" changing!
It evolves, it is a living thing, like all languages. Modern English has evolved from so many languages. Words develop and change with the times, as do the people.
Frequently here on FUN we talk of "Motorhomes", but should we not be actually talking of about our "Motor caravans" or perhaps our "Horseless carriage dwelling places"?
Every year many new words are added to the OED. Why, because English is alive and kicking, changing through time, and all the better for it in my humble opinion. :thumb:
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