What you should know about me! (1 Viewer)

[phillipsheila]

His first wife came from Sheffield, and second British Guiana NOT ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT

 

[Phileas Fogg]

I was taken hostage with a gun to my head in Africa and spent three weeks in an underground cell. It wasn't a lot of fun expecting to be killed and you soon learn what is important in life.
I wasn't concerned for myself but cried for what my wife and children would suffer.
Anyone that says grown men should not cry is welcome to test the theory under those circumstances.

 

[MattR]

I was taken hostage with a gun to my head in Africa and spent three weeks in an underground cell. It wasn't a lot of fun expecting to be killed and you soon learn what is important in life.
I wasn't concerned for myself but cried for what my wife and children would suffer.
Anyone that says grown men should not cry is welcome to test the theory under those circumstances.

Where was that? I was arrested at gun point in Zambia.... Nothing in comparison to your horrendous experience.

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[Coastal Cruiser.]

When I was very young and on holiday in the Norfolk Broads I got accused by my own parents of letting a few peoples boats adrift
Obviously could have been anyone

 

[Otter Spotter]

I played football with Nobbie Stiles and Bobbie Charlton when I was in Junior school, they came to show off their caps etc.

 

[houdini]

Bought a cane settee from our local tip for a friend’s new conservatory. Turned out she had already got one, so took it back to the tip and got a refund!

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[Ingwe]

I thought Wan King was a city in China until…..…..

 

[uzsnowdrop]

I thought Wan King was a city in China until…..…..

I’ve genuinely only just found out age 60 that ‘honeycomb’ in sweets ( crunchie etc) has never been near a bee. What about the toblerone ad then? Gutted

 

[eddie]

I‘m a guitarist and have been on stage with Chuck Berry

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[L' Hobo]

It is believed that my ancestor came over with William the Conqueror, one Count de Blancmain? and William gave him land in East Anglia? Where is it, I want it back!

PS STILL do not know what 'thunb' and 'bump' means on a posting?

 

[M-J]

It is believed that my ancestor came over with William the Conqueror, one Count de Blancmain? and William gave him land in East Anglia? Where is it, I want it back!

PS STILL do not know what 'thunb' and 'bump' means on a posting?

Bump is just to keep the thread alive, bumping it to the top of the list.

 

[3 cabbages]

I traced my family tree back to adam and eve

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[EuroTrotters]

I speak four Languages,
I am fluent in none of them,
Including English !.

 

[Chris]

I used to hide my dentist appointment cards from my Mum, only for them to reappear once the date had passed.

 

[Tanya_and_Mick]

I hacked a North sea oil rig from South America....

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[Jane And Rog]

I demonstrated a computer game (Doom) to the Queen.

 

[The Coops]

I used to switch Blackpool illuminations on most weekends, I had a key for the fuse box ) its just past the Welcome Arch going north)

 

[Shrimp]

I used to ride a motorbike off-road, Greenlaning, great fun and I’ve done a the Swindonian Trial and won my class twice!

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[Coastal Cruiser.]

I used to hide my dentist appointment cards from my Mum, only for them to reappear once the date had passed.

 

[L' Hobo]

I used to switch Blackpool illuminations on most weekends, I had a key for the fuse box ) its just past the Welcome Arch going north)

Do you still have the key and can all Funster connect too it, we promise not to tell others?

 

[Odd job]

Two things about me,
I once tried to emigrate to Belgium, it didn't go well.
I disconnected Fern Britton's gas fire as it wasn't safe, she had paid a lot to have it fitted and was not happy.

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[houdini]

Once in Germany I had both main and reserve parachutes fail on the same jump.

Jim, feel this needs a little bit of expansion.. (as the parachutes didn’t!).

 

[Grasmere9]

I once hid my new red school socks because I hated them and told Mum they were lost

She still doesn't know....and I am now 50!!

 

[L' Hobo]

Many years ago, at the start of my coach driving career, I, like many others, used to drive coaches during the summer and C/H fuel oil tankers during the winter for Charringtons in S/W London.
Presumably, because I lived near Weybridge in Surrey, I delivered, amongst other places, to the Millionaires, Seven Hills Estate where a lot of the famous lived. Engelbert H, John Lennon, etc. and I remember delivering to a nice chap called Cliff Richard. (I wonder whatever happened to him? )

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[Jake Royd]

I was born as an identical twin and weighed only 2.5lbs.

 

[maison]

I have sung, on stage, at the Royal Albert Hall on three occasions to an audience of thousands.


Unfortunately it was together with 999 other people on each occasion. (Welsh Male Voice Choirs 1000 people Concerts).


Just as well as, if I had sung on my own, there would have been the quickest ever evacuation of the Hall.

 

[dulvil]

I worked at Bob monkhouse’s house. Building a new swimming pool and landscaping, even borrowed bobs swimmers for a dip to try it out

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[John Barrett]

My mother's maiden was Rawlinson, and that was the surname of the second convict to step ashore in Australia!
In addition...
Michael Barrett (1841 – 26 May 1868) was the last man to be publicly hanged in England, for his part in the Clerkenwell explosion in December 1867.

 

[L' Hobo]

I worked at Bob monkhouse’s house. Building a new swimming pool and landscaping, even borrowed bids swimmers for a dip to try it out

So bids didn't object to you BORROWING? their swimmers then???

 

[BreweryDave]

I threw (not literally) Robert DeNiro out of a London casino for being improperly dressed by wearing jeans.
......got one hell of a bollocking from the management, for upholding their rules

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