What sex is your Motorhome? (1 Viewer)

[Phoenix]

Does your Motorhome have a name? Do you consider it a "he" or a "she?". When discussing vehicles what "sex" do you consider them to be, and the names you have called them?
I've never 'christened' mine but I know many who have.
Chris

 

[Wildman]

our van is the beast and sex never enters my head, hee hee

 

[Linda and Steph]

George is a big hunk

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[hilldweller]

Harvey - how sad is that ?

But it's stuck.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Ours is female and called Denise - as in Denise Van Outing!

 

[Blisters]

We call ours Amber, after my later mother who's initals we're AMB, its a good reliable girl:thumb:

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[lesleyjean]

Mine is called "The Bees Knees" and is an A sexual transvestite,


Just to confuse


In men's clothing, hee hee

 

[roadtraveller]

Ours is a Male, Chunkie 4

 

[Wildman]

On second thoughts the beast has to be female, it takes loads of care and attention, takes no notice of anything I say and no matter what I do it bound to be wrong. As long as I am breathing I'll never get to understand what makes it tick. No amount of cash thrown at it brings a favourable response, and naturally being a mercedes and female it goes on forever.

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[Peter JohnsCross MH]

Mine is called "The Bees Knees" and is an A sexual transvestite,
Just to confuse
In men's clothing, hee hee

The mind boggles!............................................................................................

 

[lesleyjean]

The mind boggles!............................................................................................

So long as that is the only thing that does.!!! Be careful Peter, hang onto your bo*****s just in case.

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

On second thoughts the beast has to be female, it takes loads of care and attention, takes no notice of anything I say and no matter what I do it bound to be wrong. As long as I am breathing I'll never get to understand what makes it tick. No amount of cash thrown at it brings a favourable response, and naturally being a Mercedes and female it goes on forever.

Is it like Sue and runs on Cassis, ho ho !!

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[MaureenD]

We call ours Buster

 

[Naughty Nigel]

female

Ours is Tinkerbell since its a Talbot based Capris and its our first steps in motorhoming off to Belgium and France in May and cant wait yippee. June and Nigel in North Wales

 

[Chrisdy]

Ours is called 'Harvey' (no guesses as to why - see numberplate) and is definitely male (big, heavy, drinks a lot, and can carry loads of stuff)

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[Hayleylulu]

the wife calls ares bessie

 

[Andrew and Shirley]

Ours is called Geraldine.

Female because when we first had her it took alot of coaxing to get her going

Gerald after my late Brother in Law, who helped me choose her

We talk to her and tell her where we are off to and give her lost of TLC

 

[Larrynwin]

The missus insists on calling ours Ellie, I believe because of its size, elliephant ! I call it the bus.

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[davejen]

On second thoughts the beast has to be female, it takes loads of care and attention, takes no notice of anything I say and no matter what I do it bound to be wrong. As long as I am breathing I'll never get to understand what makes it tick. No amount of cash thrown at it brings a favourable response, and naturally being a mercedes and female it goes on forever.

Mine too!!!
Dave:thumb:

 

[JaG]

Name that Camper

Ours is named 'Gray Warrior'. Gray because my name is Graham and it is Grey in colour. Warrior because that is the what it looks like - a Japanese Warrior that will go anywhere (which it obviously doesn't in snow and mud like any other). Wilf has kindly made us a Japanese Warrior silloutte and the word Warrior in Japanese to go on the back and a small one for the front. She (yes it is a 'she' warrior) is currently a day van but by the end of the summer we are hoping to rebuilt her to a night/longer stay campervan (we have the technology, I think).

 

[Boo]

Well mine is deffo a female as she takes ages to get warm, has a paddy regular, drinks like she's on a hen night but looks a million dollars after a scrub up.

I call her "Winnie" for obvious reasons

I'm trying to buy the plate WIN 1E for her

Boo

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[madbluemad]

What I call mine is unprintable Jim

 

[Gonewiththewind]

All vehicles are "She" as they are so temperamental, They do what they want and when they want to.

Joking Honestly

 

[lady jann]

our is a female , shes very warm and friendly .




rayval

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[derekfaeberwick]

He is called Herman the Kubelwagen. Don't know why,perhaps it's too teutonic to be a cuddly girlie van.hardhat

p.s. the last 2 vans were French girls, Sally, the Renault Trafic, not very subtle but suitable, then Elsie the Eldiss on a Talbot, no more subtle and no less suitable.

 

[Dawn]

Ours is Molly :Blush: Definitly a female.

 

[JayDee]

'Lucy' after the number plate '.. .. LUZ' which, incidently, we chose.

To really confuse the issue we also call the SatNav Lucy when she's being helpful but lots of other not so nice names when she's trying to send us down a 6' 6" wide track (or something of that sort).

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[Reallyretired]

Ours is male but called Foxy. Shirleys idea as he says all vehicles are male. Our previous van was Hugh and she has a car called Oscar (Corsa - anag)
We navigate by concensus, Our two Satnavs are Tilly(TomTom) and Eric(Snooper Truckmate)

 

[Reallyretired]

Shirley is she of course. Sticky S key

 

[madbetty]

Female

My van is called Betty, she's part of the family and every friend or family member knows her by name.

My friends' called their van Martha, as in Martha and the Van Dwellers....geddit?!

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