What on earth does this sign mean?? (1 Viewer)

[BobtheBass]

Borrowed from another forum, but what is the sign maker trying to tell us?

 

[Mickey1]

No dogging in motorhome.

Mickey

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
Draw the curtains before murdering your wife?
Tea Bag

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[tacr2man]

"Not allowed without hydraulic levelers down " ?









Technical correct answer "No motorhome allowed" follows this sign

 

[EX51SSS]

I'm saying nothing

 

[EuroTrotters]

If the vans a rocking, the coppers will come dogging?
No Shagging?
Solo Motorhomers only?

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[soreeyes]

No Ladies of the night ?

Someone was telling me they stayed on a site in Italy and there was a few caravans and motorhomes that had a constant visitors from men .

 

[Ranger]

I don't recognise the faces, are they members?

 

[Mikey RV]

Don’t come knocking if the motorhomes are rocking.

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[kelpie]

No Ladies of the night ?

Someone was telling me they stayed on a site in Italy and there was a few caravans and motorhomes that had a constant visitors from men .

Good shout , but would be clearer if there was an inclusion of the euro sign, scored out of course.

 

[Vanderek]

Beware of melting snowmen ?

 

[magicsurfbus]

Don't add poorly cut rude stickers to 'No Motorhomes' signs?

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[pagey]

beware of the orange sellers

 

[canopus]

Horizontal Jogging Forbidden

 

[Madcaravanner]

Someone been busy with the fablon then

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[two]

I see a large pig-like creature peering out of the window. I think it means "don't stop here - beware of hungry monsters".

 

[TinaLes]

If you were MH touring near South Korea, this would indicate that the 3 minute nuclear attack sirens had been sounded, if not its a practise run on what you would do in your last three minutes of life.
Just hope its the wife I am travelling with and not one of my mates!
Les

 

[pappajohn]

Hi.
Draw the curtains before murdering your wife?
Tea Bag

Oh you poor thing...such a sheltered life.
I don't think he's murdering her...
he's....well, work it out.

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[DanielFord]

No dogging in motorhome.

Mickey

Yup, that's what I can see!

 

[two]

Does it mean "No motorhomes or dogging"
or "No dogging in motorhomes"?

So could I stop there and have a picnic, for example (that's not a euphemism)?

 

[Emmit]

In an effort to introduce a little levity into this smutty themed thread.

Has no one noticed that, as the sign is not circular, then it cannot be a "Prohibition" sign.

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[Minxy]

I too thought it was the husband murdering the wife but perhaps its not the husband on top ...

 

[EuroTrotters]

Ive sussed it !

https://www.thesun.co.uk/video/tv/k...o-a-brothel-to-take-her-business-on-the-road/

 

[Tea Bag]

I too thought it was the husband murdering the wife but perhaps its not the husband on top ...

Hi.
I have NOT let Jennifer read this POST!!! Give her ideas above her station........But then again
Tea Bag

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[DuxDeluxe]

Ive sussed it !

https://www.thesun.co.uk/video/tv/k...o-a-brothel-to-take-her-business-on-the-road/

Plenty of them in Germany - used to pass a couple of vans parked up (big red heart on the side) on the road from Hamburg to Buxtehude where one of my clients had their offices

 

[rb62]

Plenty of them in Germany - used to pass a couple of vans parked up (big red heart on the side) on the road from Hamburg to Buxtehude where one of my clients had their offices

@funflair spotted a couple at th N&B factory weekend

 

[EuroTrotters]

Much more Sophisticated and cosmopolitan

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[houdini]

No playing Twister.