What Happened To My Lawn? (1 Viewer)

[thehutchies]

My knees hurt...

Sun's too hot now...

Coffee break.



JJ

That's the joy of youth.
It only took the lad half a day.

And he baled it ....

 

[Popeye]

I know what you mean JJ, mine will be out of control if I don't deal with it again soon.........









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[JJ]

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Nice stripes...


One day... one day.



JJ

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[ukbill]

Been opened up and free for years but the hoards don't arrive because the nearest bar is too far away and so no one can enjoy themselves...



JJ

put a post on for the teetotalers that should help or be like me take ya bar with ya

 

[Bluemooner]

JJ why did you let your staff have a holiday

 

[Snowbird]

JJ why did you let your staff have a holiday

He could not stop them, its the main French holiday starting this weekend.

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[Jaws]

Ok, canna help with the cutting but can for future times
Booze is cheap enough where you are.

As soon as it is at a height you want, does the whole place with cheap wine or similar. Cannot remember the formula of litres per square metre but a good rule is DOUBLE what ever you think will be enough.

Next time it grows it will already be half cut !

 

[JJ]

Well... half an hour ago my neighbour fired up his bloody (unhealthy sounding) strimmer!

I have to keep up with the neighbours!

Catch you all later...


JJ

 

[trophychap]

Watching the T de F on TV on the second day, when they started in Cambridge. The commentator mentioned he'd had a wander round the outside of one of the colleges and he overheard an American asking the Bursar how on earth they got the lawns so fantastically level?

Bursar replied that you just dig it over then hoe and 'riddle' to get the stones out, when you've finished you rake it over and cast handfuls of grass seed. After it germinates and had it's first few cuts, you then just roll it for about 250 years ...

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[JJ]

Progress is being made...

Slowly... no need to rush these things.

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Obeying Pappajohn's orders yesterday I did a session from 8pm until 9.15pm in the cool.



JJ

 

[DBK]

See, it was worth cutting the grass. There was a MH hiding in it. If you come across human bones just let the grass there grow again. It could become a wildlife corner.

 

[Snowbird]

Looking good my main man

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[JJ]

Look!

Ukbill will be proud of me...

A beer with my Sunday lunch just before going out in the sun for today's strimming.

JJ

 

[Chris]

I like the look of the beer, but the food.....

 

[Snowbird]

May I be the first to complement you on your choice of tablecloth JJ. That reminds me, I must change my sheet of newspaper.

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[JJ]

I like the look of the beer, but the food.....

Excuse me Mr Solicitor Man... that Sky Bleu delight was created, prepared and cooked by me from fresh ingredients sourced locally.

It was delicious, nutritious and highly affordable.

I take it you are quite content with the number of Christmas Cards you get each year?


JJ

 

[Fireman Sam]

Looks alright, but where are the spuds?

 

[Bluemooner]

The mug looks good

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[JJ]

If you like the mug you might also like the T Shirt I had on...

Decades of pain well on the way to being cured...


JJ

 

[Chris]

Excuse me Mr Solicitor Man... that Sky Bleu delight was created, prepared and cooked by me from fresh ingredients sourced locally.

It was delicious, nutritious and highly affordable.

I take it you are quite content with the number of Christmas Cards you get each year?


JJ

Could I ask what it is, or maybe what it's meant to be?

 

[JJ]

Certainly Chris...

It is what's known as "JJ Left Over Special" with fresh mince and onions folded into the carrots, green beans and potatoes to flesh it out a little.

As with my motor homes, I am not in the least bit interested in what it looks like!


JJ

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[Chris]

Certainly Chris...

It is what's known as "JJ Left Over Special" with fresh mince and onions folded into the carrots, green beans and potatoes to flesh it out a little.

As with my motor homes, I am not in the least bit interested in what it looks like!


JJ

I do now see why Fray Bentos pies are so desirable.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I do now see why Fray Bentos pies are so desirable.

That explains a lot.......

 

[JJ]

You cheeky lot...


JJ

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[JJ]

The rufty, tufty QMJ over grown grass wears through a German Steel Strimmer Blade...

Now... if I can get out of this very comfortable chair (recliner), I will fit the new blade and back to the task...


JJ

 

[old-mo]

You been shaving again with that top blade, JJ... ????

I know your a rufty tufty free loading tosser... (In the nicest way.. )

But wont do your complection no good... will bring you out in an awful rash if you dont use after shave cream..

 

[JJ]

Apparently this beautiful plant is...

Deadly Nightshade...

One of the most toxic plants in Western Europe.

Can this be true?

Loads of it here!

Will all Funsters who have visited QMJ please report in as soon as possible.


JJ

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[DuxDeluxe]

Not an expert at digital things, but it doesn't look like an analogue plant to me........

 

[Styx]

I think that is digitalis (foxglove) JJ - poisonous with medicinal uses
Belladonna (deadly night shade) has flowers similar to those of a potato plant - also poisonous with medicinal uses

 

[JJ]

So my knees might get better then!


JJ

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