What do you keep beside your bed

[Braunston]

Hi,

I was listening to a program the other day where the discussion was about what people keep beside their bed at night for protection, and i thought a very interesting suggestion was made to have a Fire extinguisher, anyone else have one of these.

What do you keep beside your bed?

Braunston

 

[scotjimland]

Fire extinguisher and baseball bat .. handy for breaking windows in the event of a fire ..or repelling a would be intruder.. the bat is also used for it's intended purpose

 

[Dodgey]

There's an obvious answer to that.....:Blush:

Slightly more seriously, THE WIFE, who I might have pointed out to that whilst I would hate it to happen, my rather heavy solid body guitar lives on a stand by the bed. I really would hate it to get damaged, but it can be replaced.....

 

[madbluemad]

A fire extinguisher and a lenght of 25mm diameter stainless steel pipe which is used as an extension for my jack handle

Also a blue nosed duck . The unintiated wont get that one
Jim

 

[lady jann]

hi , phone , torch , radio, dressing gown, fire exstinusiher ,water to drink, axe !!! , and the gass spanner ..





don t have a dog !!

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[haganap]

just my wife,

in seriousness the statistics of those injured trying to defend themselves by the weapon used are horrendous. if that makes sense?
in other words you attack burglar, burglar grabs weapon, then uses it against you.,

far better to sleep with a gun, that way burglar has no chance.


sorry, reading the thread further. At work we had someone have a major kick off against us staff, whilst wrestling my colleague used the fire extinguisher to good effect. However, now sacked

 

[lady jann]

just my wife,

in seriousness the statistics of those injured trying to defend themselves by the weapon used are horrendous. if that makes sense?
in other words you attack burglar, burglar grabs weapon, then uses it against you.,

far better to sleep with a gun, that way burglar has no chance.


sorry, reading the thread further. At work we had someone have a major kick off against us staff, whilst wrestling my colleague used the fire extinguisher to good effect. However, now sacked

hi i think you are probably right ,:Sad:
but i don t have a gun or a wife !

you did not say which one got the sack !

regards rayval

 

[Caztur]

Two dogs.

 

[Wildman]

teeth, glasses, hearing aids, wooden leg

 

[scotjimland]

teeth, glasses, hearing aids, wooden leg

wot.. no Viagra .. ??

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[Wildman]

wot.. no Viagra .. ??

Don't need it, can beat em off with me wooden leg

 

[Boo]

Shake-awake clock
Phone-watch
vibralert (figure that one out y'all lmao!)
scented candles (for when I have lady visitors......or lady burgulars)
Ashtray (for after)
Orniments

Damn!! I was sold a motorhome without a fire extinguisher............is that legal?

Anyone tries to break in then Cliford will tell me long before they get in..........which gives me lots of time to kick them in the face as they open the door ............bring em on :thumb:

Boo

 

[neilmac]

Don't need it, can beat em off with me wooden leg

Fantastic Wildman.... Fantastic!

 

[thehutchies]

Shake-awake clock
Phone-watch
vibralert (figure that one out y'all lmao!)
scented candles (for when I have lady visitors......or lady burgulars)
Ashtray (for after)
Orniments

Damn!! I was sold a motorhome without a fire extinguisher............is that legal?

Anyone tries to break in then Cliford will tell me long before they get in..........which gives me lots of time to kick them in the face as they open the door ............bring em on :thumb:

Boo

Whenever I read to the end of one of your posts it really makes me jump

 

[ronald4874]

Bedside tackle

Besides the normal chains across the doors, large dog bowl outside the main door, I tend to have at the side of the bed a 'Air horn' and a 10,000 lumen hand torch.
The air horn, from my sailing days, is directional so only blasts those in view, the high intensity hand lamp directed at their eyes leaves them blind for a while allowing time to take action.
Scotjimland mentioned 'Viagra', I thought that was to stop you rolling out of bed when the van was not level. Are there any other uses for this stuff?.

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[scotjimland]

Scotjimland mentioned 'Viagra', I thought that was to stop you rolling out of bed when the van was not level. Are there any other uses for this stuff?.

emmm .. well.. yes.. I don't use them for sex anymore, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.":Blush:

 

[motaomer]

beside my bed

asprin and a glass water 4 wifes head aches :thumb::thumb::thumb:
baseball bat :thumb:
and a picture of my mother in law that will frighten any one:thumb:

 

[motaomer]

another use

stops your biscuits going soft

 

[Neckender]

Picture of my ex mother in law in a toilet seat frame.

John.

 

[Lincolnshire Rover]

Viagra is handy if you fall asleep in the sun and get sun burned it helps to keep the bed covers off your burnt bits

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[geoff1947]

A large Maglight torch makes a teriffic club! Seriously do NOT have a club or bat under the bed at home as the police will probably charge you if you use it against a burglar. You don't play golf or baseball in your bedroom!!! but you do need a torch in case the lights fail. In a van it's a different story. I have a hammer by the door which I use for knocking in pegs!!! thankfully I have never had to use it for anything else:thumb:.

 

[wasp]

On a serious note man in Nottinham attacked burglar wath a Knife
Burglar now dead and man arrested for fighting him off the property
not that I condone violence of course but well we dont know the circumstances:Sad::Sad:

 

[Gonewiththewind]

Inflatable Doll and 410 shotgun

 

[lugnutt]

A fire extinguisher and a lenght of 25mm diameter stainless steel pipe which is used as an extension for my jack handle

Also a blue nosed duck . The unintiated wont get that one
Jim

hi Jim wanna swap for a redundent FELLAINI wig?

 

[Boo]

you can get viagra eye drops...................makes you look hard

boo

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