What books has your dog read lately?

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  1. Rob and Val

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    Can you think of any other titles your dog may have read? :)
     
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    The art of sleeping all day !

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    how to train your human..
     
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    Mine likes to read Lassie :)
     
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    50 shades of grey mud
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    the bum sniffers bible
     
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    " Leg Humping, our generic likes and dislikes" By Fido Baskerville. Amazon, (2 new, 64 used), from 37p. (y)
     
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    "How To Get One Over On The Cat".
     
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    it's hard work this reading lark..

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    Mind reading knowing when your human is going to take you for walkies.
     
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    Books on football, they are both female, seem to be having trouble understanding the off-side rule. Go figure.
     
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    You were doing just that last Saturday night! :rofl:
     
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    You are a cheeky young man, Toots. . but I like you. :)
     
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    the hound of the baskervilles,.

    be afraid, very afraid..

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    Slightly off topic...

    Imagine you are painting your living room with the dog and cat watching you :)

    Dog would say ..."Daddy, I don't know what you are doing, but I don't half love you" :)

    Cat would say..."Look, you've missed a bit"
     
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