True Story

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  1. mogbl

    mogbl Funster

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    Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh, fat boy, whip me, whip me!"

    Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps the antenna off
    his van and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

    About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor.

    The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks having sex?"

    Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits that, "Yes, I did."

    Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of "van aerial disease" that I've ever
    seen."


    SORRY ABOUT THAT !!!
     
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  2. quickweh

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    Where is Old Mo when you need him.:groan:
    Hope to see you two at Lincoln all being well, should be a few from Bella Vista there, :cheers:
     

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