Toilet Woes Again, Sorry .......... (1 Viewer)

[The Old Man]

We use a spray bottle with the nozzle loosened so it fires a thin beam of cleaner... Zap the skid!

That would be you 'skids' Richard?

I'm sure that Ann wouldn't be leaving such marks.

 

[Richard n Ann]

That would be you 'skids' Richard?

I'm sure that Ann wouldn't be leaving such marks.

Don't really know, I leave her to it

 

[Burstnerite]

Blimey, thanks everyone !
Comforting to think in these troubled times the good old British toilet humour is still alive. Long live 'Carry on at your convenience', 'Carry on up the Khyber', think I'll quit there.

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[Burstnerite]

...and then think about installing a bidet......!

Wasn't 'bidet' Peter Butterworth in 'Carry on Citizen' ????????? What ????????

 

[AndyPK]

Wasn't 'bidet' Peter Butterworth in 'Carry on Citizen' ????????? What ????????

.......I think it was ‘Carry on don’t lose your head’ in this country ........? He was ‘Citizen Bidet’, I believe.

 

[The Dudess]

We happily use Happy Bowl - didn't realise there was a dearth of them now.
Wonder if these are as good?

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-...0001&campid=5338547443&icep_item=164147472633

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[POH]

Bog brush works wonders.

bit hard on the old bum!!!

 

[TUCANO]

I bought another van last year and the bog really peees me off. A ceramic bowl and the usual rotateable toilet seat above it, however, rotate the seat to get comfortable but the bowl hole is fixed and doesn't turn, messy is the polite word

 

[Ukeman]

You Guys ! It’s all on here.....pink flusher, bowels, paper crosses and curry. That’s entertainment with a toilet thread.

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[AndyPK]

You Guys ! It’s all on here.....pink flusher, bowels, paper crosses and curry. That’s entertainment with a toilet thread.

Yes......without a toilet thread, we would be......wait for it...........wait for it..........

motionless!!

(I’ll get me coat........)

 

[ManTheVan]

Q: Are you taking the p*ss?
A: No, but the cassette is!

That joke stinks, but hey, what do you expect? This is a toilet thread!

 

[RobbyMClark]

You Guys ! It’s all on here.....pink flusher, bowels, paper crosses and curry. That’s entertainment with a toilet thread.

Just need a good crossword and we could be here all day.
HAVE A NICE ONE!!!

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[Dorwyn]

Yep we all love a toilet thread.

What's the point of putting a liner in the bowel,

Unintended I know, but sadly I found it amusing!

 

[Dorwyn]

Never apologise for starting a toilet thread. We all love them.
If your hose will reach, the shower head is a much more effective flusher than the actual flush. If you're a fettler you could even fit a dedicated one next to the loo only needs cold water.

A sort of bidet?

 

[Reallyretired]

A sort of bidet?

Could be, my brother has fitted one next to his downstairs loo, just the little trigger type. Mind you the loo has a sort of water jet arrangement too.

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[peterc10]

Could be, my brother has fitted one next to his downstairs loo, just the little trigger type. Mind you the loo has a sort of water jet arrangement too.

It could have just tickled his fancy

 

[Burstnerite]

Look when I originally posted this thread, I thought it it would be treated with the customary degree of seriousness we've come to expect on this forum. Sadly, I was right about that then !

 

[Nirvanauk]

We happily use Happy Bowl - didn't realise there was a dearth of them now.
Wonder if these are as good?

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-...0001&campid=5338547443&icep_item=164147472633

Bought a packet and they look identical.

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[Vic. Parsons.]

Thetford actually designed the toilet very well so that both holes line up quite nicely so that anything falling due to gravity can pass without touching the sides.
With the flap open you also save on water and bog brush usage.
Of course, if you've had a curry night then all bets are off.

 

[Tony50]

...and then think about installing a bidet......!

You can buy a bidet for Motorhoming it's like a plastic 2nd World war upside down British helmet placed in toilet ,add water , wife used once, then back to wipes, bidet now used as Sun hat !!

 

[trophychap]

Reading these threads about happy bowl liners and crossed squares of toilet paper I often find myself asking myself "are these people real" and are they really cut out for the "Rufty Tufty" motorhome way of life? Then I will see another thread like "How do I use the shower" I mean REALLY!! Surely if they are intelligent to post questions on a forum why they cannot find the answers to what they seek knowledge of by reading the manual???

Sorry bit of a rant there!

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[AndyPK]

You can buy a bidet for Motorhoming it's like a plastic 2nd World war upside down British helmet placed in toilet ,add water , wife used once, then back to wipes, bidet now used as Sun hat !!

I trust you cleaned it first.......!!

 

[TheBig1]

the correct term for the small trigger activated shower beside the toilet is a Muslim shower or shataff which I assume translates as shitoff in English

 

[AndyPK]

the correct term for the small trigger activated shower beside the toilet is a Muslim shower or shataff which I assume translates as shitoff in English

Your breadth of knowledge makes me quite.....
eMOTIONal.....!

(I’ll get me coat...... )

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[Tony50]

Reading these threads about happy bowl liners and crossed squares of toilet paper I often find myself asking myself "are these people real" and are they really cut out for the "Rufty Tufty" motorhome way of life? Then I will see another thread like "How do I use the shower" I mean REALLY!! Surely if they are intelligent to post questions on a forum why they cannot find the answers to what they seek knowledge of by reading the manual???

Sorry bit of a rant there!

Some people are practical others not quite so , my oldest son has a Class 1 Degree but not that practical, my other son decided not to try University , he is very practical. But we are proud of both.

 

[BuilderBob]

My thought for the day'

You can't polish a turd, but you can sprinkle it with glitter!

I'll get my coat

 

[WildBunch]

The design of the Thetford loo is a modern wonder of engineering, as the necessary aperture is perfectly placed so that you can hit the target nearly every time. We can only wonder at the extensive research & experimentation the was needed to achieve this perfection. Just remember to open the bomb doors before you go.

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[peterc10]

Reading these threads about happy bowl liners and crossed squares of toilet paper I often find myself asking myself "are these people real" and are they really cut out for the "Rufty Tufty" motorhome way of life? Then I will see another thread like "How do I use the shower" I mean REALLY!! Surely if they are intelligent to post questions on a forum why they cannot find the answers to what they seek knowledge of by reading the manual???

Sorry bit of a rant there!

I do agree with you that it was a bit of a rant. But not a very welcoming one. We were all newbies once you know. Thank goodness nobody posted answers like yours when I was a newbie asking naive questions that you do not approve of. If they had I would not have been a member here for the last 7 years.

And, if you think that motorhoming has to be "rufty tufty", you are probably not doing it right. We rarely use camp sites but we can still live well in our fully equipped motorhome.

 

[TheBig1]

I do agree with you that it was a bit of a rant. But not a very welcoming one. We were all newbies once you know. Thank goodness nobody posted answers like yours when I was a newbie asking naive questions that you do not approve of. If they had I would not have been a member here for the last 7 years.

And, if you think that motorhoming has to be "rufty tufty", you are probably not doing it right. We rarely use camp sites but we can still live well in our fully equipped motorhome.

Our motorhome is far better quality than our first few marital homes and so much more comfortable. We certainly don't rough it, like rufty tufty campers although we did years ago, when it was common at rallies to have to dig an "elsan pit" at the start and fill over when we left

 

[TheBig1]

My thought for the day'

You can't polish a turd, but you can sprinkle it with glitter!

I'll get my coat

Ah that old chestnut, I don't know if you aware that the tv show mythbusters took on the challenge and indeed succeeded in polishing a turd. All be it a dried out and semi fossilised turd from my recollection, but they broke the myth

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