Toilet roll ....how long does a roll last

[Northernraider]

How long does an average roll of toilet paper last in your camper ?

I've found I buy a 4 roll pack about once a month.

So a roll a week .
I haven't worked out the average sheets per trip yet but interesting to know.

 

[BobtheBass]

I sheet most mornings and sometimes after tea.

 

[Lofty1]

a long time if you follow military lines, four sheets ,1 up 1 down 1 across and 1 to polish.

 

[BreweryDave]

Take a dump when you visit the pub, and use none of your own?

Oh, I forgot, you don’t go to the pub????

 

[Barclaybasher]

Twice as long if you use both sides....

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[Jimbohorlicks]

So a roll a week .
I haven't worked out the average sheets per trip yet but interesting to know.

At my age a roll a week is plenty, or so my other half tells me. ?

When you say "trip", can you clarify. Some of our trips have gone on for weeks some are just for a weekend?

 

[dabhand]

Regular as clockwork, every morning 9am, problem is I don’t get up till 10.

 

[Figaro]

I've rumbled your plan.
Your trying to bamboozle us with more threads than our recently returned funster friend

 

[WynandJean]

I recently heard that a toilet roll is like life - the nearer the end, the faster it goes!

Wyn

 

[Howard H]

Are you bored today Tam ?

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[Northernraider]

At my age a roll a week is plenty, or so my other half tells me. ?

When you say "trip", can you clarify. Some of our trips have gone on for weeks some are just for a weekend?

Ah sorry I meant trip to the toilet.

See the amount of sheets per roll varies depending on brand ...And visits obviously depend on diet.

So it's hard to work out

 

[Northernraider]

I've rumbled your plan.
Your trying to bamboozle us with more threads than our recently returned funster friend

There's 2 now 596 and 596a I saw him having a conversation with himself earlier

 

[DBK]

How long does an average roll of toilet paper last in your camper ?

I've found I buy a 4 roll pack about once a month.

So a roll a week .
I haven't worked out the average sheets per trip yet but interesting to know.

You must be using both sides to need so little.

 

[wiljoy]

Used carefully you should get a 2 weeks out of a newspaper.

 

[Northernraider]

I recently heard that a toilet roll is like life - the nearer the end, the faster it goes!

Wyn

There's a scientific reason for that

You see when full a sheet doesn't reach all the way around the tube ..But near the end it almost goes around twice.

Clever isn't it.

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[Northernraider]

You must be using both sides to need so little.

The folding method

I reckon it saves at least 33.853% over the scrunching method

 

[Northernraider]

Used carefully you should get a 2 weeks out of a newspaper.

I never read newspapers....never good news

 

[Northernraider]

Are you bored today Tam ?

Not any more lol
I'm struggling to keep up ???

 

[Northernraider]

Take a dump when you visit the pub, and use none of your own?

Oh, I forgot, you don’t go to the pub????

No one to go with Dave

No one loves me ??

 

[nicholsong]

Tam

This thread starter indicates that it is time to go home.

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[Northernraider]

Tam

This thread starter indicates that it is time to go home.

Nope I've still 3.5 rolls left

 

[Speve]

Used carefully you should get a 2 weeks out of a newspaper.

Trouble is all the print ends up on your bum???

 

[Lenny HB]

Oh boy he really has lost the plot now.

Not long in our van I'm a 3 or 4 a day man.

 

[Sandancers]

Being able to build electronic stuff, I built into a toilet roll a measuring device which shows how much you use with each wipe and therefore able to project the "running out date" of each roll. Each roll is currently running at about 0.000195 mm and the expected run out date is 15th Feb 2198.

This is April the first isn't it ?

 

[MANGOFORTH]

a long time if you follow military lines, four sheets ,1 up 1 down 1 across and 1 to polish.

That's incorrect. It's one sheet in the military.

Rip a small corner off the sheet, place to the side for later.

Then put the remaining piece of sheet over your finger, and wrap around. Insert finger into bumhole and rotate, thus cleaning the bumhole. Remove finger and dispose of sheet.

Then get the corner you ripped off, use this to clean under your nail.

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[Northernraider]

Oh boy he really has lost the plot now.

Not long in our van I'm a 3 or 4 a day man.

Really???? You're as bad as jade

 

[rb62]

Thought you were going to tell us you were still on your first roll

 

[Gaston aires]

Used carefully you should get a 2 weeks out of a newspaper.

I have stopped using newspaper even though I enjoyed finding pictures of Jeremy Corbin, I found it bunged up the cassette.
Phil

 

[pappajohn]

Trouble is all the print ends up on your bum???

So you could say its like talking out of your arse!

 

[PhilandMena]

Oh Please!! Not again, this is doing my nuts in.

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