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[DuxDeluxe]

The dog is the best answer, or the wife.
Having been professionally trained in the dark arts of escape and evasion, I cannot get within three feet of the wife's purse without her waking up. Even by adopting the cunning camouflage of a motorhome wardrobe, and slowly moving across the floor, I cannot defeat her. One eye opens, and this "wahatdiellaryoudoininawardrobe" emits.

You clearly haven't met our dogs......... or indeed the wife. They could all sleep for England

 

[Tootles]

You clearly haven't met our dogs......... or indeed the wife. They could all sleep for England

Swapsy???

 

[DuxDeluxe]

As I said.............

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[TheBig1]

You clearly haven't met our dogs......... or indeed the wife. They could all sleep for England

could be worse, our three are "on duty" all the time. our problem with gassing is when one dog farts, the other 2 bark at it, thinking its an intruder

 

[DuxDeluxe]

To be completely fair, both Jake the idiot cocker and Barney the Jack thief are pretty good guard dogs. Credit where credit is due..... Dawn is less good as a guard dog. And can't cook. Neither can the dogs.......

None of them fart.........too loudly