To all you singles (1 Viewer)

[movan]

Happy Valentines Day

Today you can continue to slob about if you wish
You can spend as long as you like in the bathroom.
You don't have to cook if you don't want to

You can leave dishes in sink until later if you want to read a book or watch tv

You are in control of the tv remote control.

Enjoy... xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[PaulyP]

You don't have to single to do that

 

[Popeye]

For all you singles out there, unless of course you are a bloke.

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[Minxy]

... should have used a different text colour @Popeye

 

[buttons]

Another day of brainwashing by the fairer sex. What else is valentines day all about. If your lovely lady doesn't know how you feel about her then a few roses once a year wont change a thing.
I watched two persuaded young men in M&S yesterday, eighty six pounds each for a few roses a bottle of fizz and a card. Oh the naivete of youth, they will learn that a bunch of dafs would work just as well if she really likes you.....

 

[Popeye]

I first posted that about five or six years ago and wished then that I had used white or some-such, but it had plenty of hits discussing who it could possibly be and of course it's all the ladies on MHFun, yes ladies!

That narrows it down a bit don't it.

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[Popeye]

If your lovely lady doesn't know how you feel about her then a few roses once a year wont change a thing

That really depends, I'm still with my first wife and she enjoys some of the commercial attention that flowers or cards bring but then I don't always wait for Feb 14th to buy flowers.

 

[buttons]

That really depends, I'm still with my first wife and she enjoys some of the commercial attention that flowers or cards bring but then I don't always wait for Feb 14th to buy flowers.

Your lovely wife sounds to be very convincing....

 

[Popeye]

Your lovely wife sounds to be very convincing....

I'm not sure what that means? if it's rude then please do not explain if it is a pleasant comment then thank you but ... oh never mind!

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[buttons]

I'm not sure what that means? if it's rude then please do not explain if it is a pleasant comment then thank you but ... oh never mind!

I'm never rude popeye using similes usury gives this away.. If you took it as such then I apologise...

 

[movan]

... should have used a different text colour @Popeye

Hey ... leave @Popeye alone .... if he wants to tell us singles we have cute bums, then he can use whatever colours he wants...

 

[ukbill]

That really depends, I'm still with my first wife and she enjoys some of the commercial attention that flowers or cards bring but then I don't always wait for Feb 14th to buy flowers.

Crawl arse lol

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[ukbill]

Hey ... leave @Popeye alone .... if he wants to tell us singles we have cute bums, then he can use whatever colours he wants...

So long as its,pink,you knows @Popeye likes a feminine colour lol

 

[movan]

Don't worry Bill ...... those of us who have met you think that you have a cute bum too.

 

[ukbill]

Yeah aint I,looks better now I've slimmed down,reckon I may need to go to a meet,have you all lusting after me,if im.sober lol x

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[movan]

LUST .... what's that? I lust my memory a bit ...... I lust my looks ... I lust my youth ... Crumbs ... why is it such a good thing...

 

[ukbill]

Lust is when you have ya cake and eat it lol muwahhhh @movan xx

 

[Gromett]

thanks for reminding me it was Valentines day @joy. this is the one day of the year when I avoid facebook. Usually filled with everyone's luvved up nonsense

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[pappajohn]

I bought her a small rose tree Bush this year.
That should cover the next few years unless she manages to kill it.

 

[Popeye]

So long as its,pink,you knows @Popeye likes a feminine colour lol

HEY! It takes a special kinda-guy to wear Pink and get away wiv-it; pink as your bum when you were born.

Where abouts are you in the world right now Bill?

(I don't mean that special little world where everybody thinks you're a real nice polite fellah either mate)

 

[ukbill]

Still in benidorm mate,but hope to be off on a tour in about 4weeks,should be uk for summer,its cooler,aint doing another summer in benidorm,me beer kept going hot,maybe cause I drink slow lol

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[Minxy]

Hey ... leave @Popeye alone .... if he wants to tell us singles we have cute bums, then he can use whatever colours he wants...

... I'd just like to be able to read what he's written without screwing my face up .... not a nice look on Valentine's Day!

 

[Indy259]

I'm a bit late for this now, however @Popeye Your roses are lovely, poem does not relate to me though

 

[movan]

I'm a bit late for this now, however @Popeye Your roses are lovely, poem does not relate to me though

I think it DOES .... slimmest best figure in FLORA.

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[Popeye]

poem does not relate to me though

Well done, I think that has thrown the NMC off the scent for a while!

 

[ukbill]

What is this @Popeye chatline lol

 

[Popeye]

should be uk for summer,its cooler

Brace yerselves girls, the Slimed-down Stud (AKA ukbill) will be touring the U.K. this summer, get yer tickets here.

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[ukbill]

what you on @Popeye 10% lol

 

[Popeye]

what you on @Popeye 10% lol

Bill, surely you're not expecting them to pay for your Body, slimmed down or otherwise.

 

[ukbill]

Yeah im from benidorm you get nothing free from here lol

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