Time for a toilet thread from a beginner! (1 Viewer)

[Cliffdale]

As recommended from here, I bought some 'Happy bowl' toilet liners, and was well pleased with the idea of them. Neatly demonstrated to Mrs. D how they are shaped and fit nicely into the bowl. I hardly could wait to try them out for the first time!

So in the morning, following a long strain and some grunting, I finally got to use one. Twas a bit whiffy without the water but I knew they were protecting the bowl from skid marks and thus saving time cleaning! Magnificent!

The time came to swing that lever thing over and allow the Happy Bowl and its contents to neatly drop down the hole it to the orifice below. A press of the water button and hey presto,...... nothing happened except Happy bowl, its contents and water now filled the pot. There was an amazing blockage that would put a beaver to shame!

Oh dear i thought, this isn't going to budge! The only option was to push the Happy bowl and contents down the hole by hand.

What happened next, I did not expect. Despite being very careful, to my dismay, as the Happy Bowl was pushed down the hole, the contents squeezed up through the narrow hole and somehow, Happy Bowl folded over spilling said warm and soft contents on my fingers and splodging down one side of bowl. Dear me,what a complete mess I got into!

Now I had stinky fingers and a stinky bowl to clean! Gross.

And the moral of the tale is................( go for it)!

 

[Derbyshire wanderer]

TMI

 

[Two on Tour]

WTY

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[Granjan]

I think you need to keep it down to a modest jobby or is it jobi!
I know your trauma having told my Grandkids that it was ok to use the loo one covered her efforts with a mountain of paper, no lining below. Horrendous!

 

[Alistair33]

As recommended from here, I bought some 'Happy bowl' toilet liners, and was well pleased with the idea of them. Neatly demonstrated to Mrs. D how they are shaped and fit nicely into the bowl. I hardly could wait to try them out for the first time!

So in the morning, following a long strain and some grunting, I finally got to use one. Twas a bit whiffy without the water but I knew they were protecting the bowl from skid marks and thus saving time cleaning! Magnificent!

The time came to swing that lever thing over and allow the Happy Bowl and its contents to neatly drop down the hole it to the orifice below. A press of the water button and hey presto,...... nothing happened except Happy bowl, its contents and water now filled the pot. There was an amazing blockage that would put a beaver to shame!

Oh dear i thought, this isn't going to budge! The only option was to push the Happy bowl and contents down the hole by hand.

What happened next, I did not expect. Despite being very careful, to my dismay, as the Happy Bowl was pushed down the hole, the contents squeezed up through the narrow hole and somehow, Happy Bowl folded over spilling said warm and soft contents on my fingers and splodging down one side of bowl. Dear me,what a complete mess I got into!

Now I had stinky fingers and a stinky bowl to clean! Gross.

And the moral of the tale is................( go for it)!

I sorry ....... are you shiting in a bag then trying to flush the bag down the toilet to avoid cleaning the aforementioned toilet?

And in a thetford casette loo to boot?

 

[tonka]

ITS A TOILET.....
Meant to be full of S***.. just use it

When you come to sell or part ex no bugger with thank you for it...

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[Cat53]

Might I suggest the ubiquitous toilet paper cross. Cheap and effective, and if it doesnt work a helpful jug of water as extra flush.....oh yes and keep the vent open when performing.

 

[Stealaway]

Is it only me that opens the slider before performing no2's - nothing to flush away it's all gone straight into the cassette. Simples!

 

[RogerThat]

And I thought I was mad putting a paper plate on top of an actual plate every now and then in order to save washing up

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[WynandJean]

Sorry but I can't resist poting this on any toilet thread:-



Creases me up every time!

Wyn

 

[Cliffdale]

I'll add I never had a problem like this on my power boat. Black waste, 500 litres. Unlimited water, pumped from the sea, and the salt water had a disinfecting effect.

Something interesting about flushing the loo with sea water. You get sparkes of fluorescence as the plankton was sucked through the system. They were quite bright and would glow for a few seconds, even more so if you wee on them!

 

[Cliffdale]

TMI

I had to Google it, funny!

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[Astro]

Toilet paper cross, open slider and drop main ordnance. Smaller subsequent bombs aimed with precision through opening to limit impacts to surrounding structure. Jobs a good un'

 

[AMK]

Open the slider, cross the paper and go for the hole in one. I've had more hole in ones than Nick Faldo

 

[Lenny HB]

Is it only me that opens the slider before performing no2's - nothing to flush away it's all gone straight into the cassette. Simples!

Blimey you must have a good aim.

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[Silver-Fox]

Is it only me that opens the slider before performing no2's - nothing to flush away it's all gone straight into the cassette. Simples!

Nope not just you, after all you don't want to end up sitting on a pile of the stuff do you

 

[TheBig1]

To be fair bog bombing is an art you develop with practice. Collateral damage is inevitable because shit happens

 

[cliffanger]

I'll add I never had a problem like this on my power boat. Black waste, 500 litres. Unlimited water, pumped from the sea, and the salt water had a disinfecting effect.

Something interesting about flushing the loo with sea water. You get sparkes of fluorescence as the plankton was sucked through the system. They were quite bright and would glow for a few seconds, even more so if you wee on them!

We towed our boat to Scotland, and cruised the west coast. Our Rob was 9 at the time - the sea toilet had never worked so hard - he saw the sparks in the toilet and was mesmerised!

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[WynandJean]

I had to Google it, funny!

Ditto

Wyn

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

Lived in China for a few years. This is how they dispose of paper there, except they use a basket and no doggy bag.

 

[Antique]

Wyn. . . .

We nearly died watching that video. Brilliant !!!!!!!

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[Mr Chrysalis]

Toilet paper cross, open slider and drop main ordnance. Smaller subsequent bombs aimed with precision through opening to limit impacts to surrounding structure. Jobs a good un'

That's fine with main ordinance, but not so good for cluster bombs!