Those funny fixed beds

[bernardfeay]

We have spent the day at the Motorhome show at NEC. So very many motorhomes have those fixed beds with a triangle cut out where the short person would normally put their feet.

I can't imagine how anybody would be comfortable with that restriction but I must be wrong.

Personally, we have an EXSIS with a big bed for me and the girlfriend in the roof and a double bed below for the wife.

 

[movan]

I presume you are joking?

 

[Jaws]

Or lucky ? ( or unlucky depending on view point ? )

 

[bernardfeay]

Sadly, I sleep alone in the roof; just like to keep my wife on her toes.

 

[movan]

Sadly, I sleep alone in the roof; just like to keep my wife on her toes.

so she is a short lady then?

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[Jaws]

Sounds like a variation on the biscuit tin contraception method to me

 

[Silver-Fox]

Sounds like a variation on the biscuit tin contraception method to me

Im told it works but it is noisy

 

[movan]

Sounds like a variation on the biscuit tin contraception method to me

?????? please

 

[Jaws]

?????? please

When next we meet I will explain all !

 

[Minxy]

When next we meet I will explain all !

... how about a 'practical' demonstration?

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[Jaws]

Wellllllll.... No good for me.. It does not work..
I am afraid when god handed out willies I thought he said Tillies.. thought while a lamp might be useful in life it was a bit big to carry around all the time, so asked for a small one....

 

[movan]

made my day, Jaws.

 

[Larrynwin]

Have just logged on, first thing on a Sunday, ready to go to church and all this sex and innuendo, disgusting

 

[bernardfeay]

On a completely different subject - does anyone think those fixed beds with a triangle cut out at the bottom of one side are silly?

 

[movan]

Yes. I have one... I still have to tuck everything under it but in a triangle shape so it is lumpy and still looks odd.

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[Cal54]

I suppose it depends how many are in the bed!!! Mine has a cut away corner but as I am the only one in it there is no problem.

 

[movan]

.... me too ... and I suppose for those with more than one the longest ones go where the cut out is.. and risk cold feet.

 

[Allanm]

We have one and I sleep on the cutout side. I don't find it a problem , the mattress is very comfortable and I always sleep well.
Last night we slept on the bigger double bed at the front. More room but not as comfortable. I still slept like a log.
Allan

 

[movan]

We have one and I sleep on the cutout side. I don't find it a problem , the mattress is very comfortable and I always sleep well.
Last night we slept on the bigger double bed at the front. More room but not as comfortable. I still slept like a log.
Allan

Oh dear ............... wait for it ....... any minute now .. a post saying you wuz gassed!!!!!

 

[FIDGET]

Wellllllll.... No good for me.. It does not work..
I am afraid when god handed out willies I thought he said Tillies.. thought while a lamp might be useful in life it was a bit big to carry around all the time, so asked for a small one....

Hi Jaw's obviously you were in front of me in the queue when they were issued !!!

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[FIDGET]

We have one and I sleep on the cutout side. I don't find it a problem , the mattress is very comfortable and I always sleep well.
Last night we slept on the bigger double bed at the front. More room but not as comfortable. I still slept like a log.
Allan

Same here Allan , lovely cumfy bed , cut off / sloping corner not a problem

 

[Judge Mental]

we have a french bed also (Oh! La la!) wife sleeps on outside/short side. you have to have he cut out to get around to the wardrobe in ours.....

 

[Jaws]

Yes. I have one... I still have to tuck everything under it but in a triangle shape so it is lumpy and still looks odd.

Yesssss.................. but we aint talking about knickers here.. we are talking about beds ..........................

 

[mpdcymru]

I thought they were odd when we had our first one - only bought it because every tthing else was just right! Now I don't even notice the cut off. I suppose if you sleep alone there is plenty of room and if you sleep with another - well, its nice to get close innit?

 

[Badknee]

Yesssss.................. but we aint talking about knickers here.. we are talking about beds ..........................

Pmsl.

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[Badknee]

Fixed beds are great, we have two without cut outs. One down each side of our Wentworth.