PART EXCHANGE This unique item . Not to be found in any shop.

[Themselves]

Possibly the last remaining unused example on the planet. Read all about the ghastly shortage in any British newspaper, especially the Daily Fail. Don’t miss out ! Don’t be caught in an embarrassing situation. Will exchange for a Morello Palace or similar.

 

[Don Quixote]

That's crap, will swap you a face mask for it..............

 

[MisterB]

has the item been used? it looks incomplete as the factory seal has been broken.

 

[AndyPK]

Just going through the motions.......


(I’ll get me coat......).

 

[Keypresser]

The fall back is jaycloths. You can wash them (so i have been told).
Failing that good old newspaper (we are spared the leaded ink nowadays)!!! For those who can remember!! ???

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[simbadog]

Brillo pads work well!

 

[Tykatem]

Got mine...........

Pete

 

[nicholsong]

Brillo pads work well!

But you have to scour around to find any.

 

[Keypresser]

The bottom will fall out of the market!!

 

[TinaLes]

Careful when opening a new roll folks, those first 2/3 sheets are even more valuable these days.
you will come unstuck otherwise
LES

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[Jewellbags]

You’re all talking a load of ^%#*

 

[Anthea M]

Plenty here in Spain ( have large garage can fill!!?)

 

[TheBig1]

really scraping the bottom with this thread

 

[Anthea M]

Made me laugh thanks fora funny thread everyone!!!

 

[Minxy]

I considered your offer carefully but I'm afraid I'll have to decline ... I simply cannot abide less than 3-ply and ideally 4!

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[Clarky]

It’s a bit of a bummer......................but we always like a toilet thread.

 

[rangi]

Australian Newspaper published the middle pages in a thinner newsprint, including instructions on how to cut it up to use as bum wipes in case of an emergency.

 

[fat haggis]

 

[G-RMPS]

Interesting that eBay are selling Izal medicated toilet paper (remember that?) for £6 or so per roll, plus £3 postage. What a bummer!

 

[KassBMW]

What's wrong with good old fashioned newspaper?

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[Vic. Parsons.]

Since we're all going to have to wash our hands regularly anyway, who needs toilet paper of any kind when your hand will do just fine?....just wash for at least 40 seconds and use a nail brush to get the Clingons out from under your nails. And remember, you're not going to be shaking hands with anyone either.
Just think of the savings.?

 

[pelican]

No doubt some arso will bid you

 

[Allanm]

At least the daily mail will be able to serve a useful purpose soon....

 

[ambulancekidd]

How do they make re-cycled toilet paper, I mean where do they get it to re-cycle it?

 

[Paulypaul]

Interesting that eBay are selling Izal medicated toilet paper (remember that?) for £6 or so per roll, plus £3 postage. What a bummer!

You'll end up like a Japanese flag

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