The onesie dance

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  1. phodetheus

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    Have you ever tried to put a onesie on without any part of it touching the floor? Well I have and it can be done, but not without a very complex dance and falling into the wall several times as your balance is lost. I am working on perfecting this so no wall support is required but its hard.

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    Think I'll wait for the video. :ROFLMAO:
     
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    Alas there will be no video as I have been slapped with a court order preventing me making it. They felt the initial scenes of me naked will distress everyone and cause mass vomiting.
     
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    Onesie......aka adult romper suit.

    Most ridiculous garment ever invented....makes a grown man look like an anorexic extra from the teletubbies.


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    easy you just need practice ive been wearing onesies for over 40 years although we refer to them as overals
     
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    Going back a bit further, Siren Suits, Churchill used to wear one !
     
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    why?:Doh:
     
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    Hubby is a pro, if you are at Newbury show, I'll get him to demonstrate!! I would, but he's got a better body than me :ROFLMAO:
     
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    how on earth can any female take a man serious when he's sitting there in a striped onesie, looking like andy pandy..
    that was the vision that came to the door when i last visited a friend down in cornwall, bless him..
     
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    onesies? your having a laugh, no real man would wear such a ridiculous piece of clothing. boiler suits mind you are still in the bottom of my wardrobe much more practical without looking like a reject from a furry fetish orgy:Eeek:
     
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    You'd get rejected pretty quick wearing a onesie - can't imagine a more impractical garment for an orgy. :RollEyes:

    Mind you, if anyone knows different, I'm sure we're all ears.
     
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    furry orgy
    An orgy that usually takes places in parks. The orgy consists of many people dressed in furry animal suits such as pandas, gorillas, bears, squirrels, and more.

    A furry orgy is similiar to a furpile.
     
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    There you go.....
     

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