The grey waste incident. (1 Viewer)

[Deleted34567]

This Grey Waste stuff.........................................could someone explain it to me please ? In detail, holding nothing back, for it must be mighty stuff !!!

I read it on FUN somewhere that grey water is dirty and contains faecal matter.

And it's a comment that still makes me laugh

Let's see if we can explain it.
We're probably the only ones on the planet who drive around in 3 & 1/2 ton vehicles with cans of water we've washed our arses with and a Tupperware box we take a dump in and seem to revel in looking at it as it flows down someone else's bog and then chuck our arse washing water on un-expecting motorcyclists......
and we bloody wonder why we get chased on occasion !

 

[Wildbill]

I was thinking so much abut this thread I have just run over next doors cat I normally check under car before moving it as it tends to sit under my car don't know why but it dose.
any way I have ran over it's tale there is claw marks on the tire and wheel cover
I have informed the next door Nabors they are at this moment trying to get the cat off there porch roof its doing a bit of hissing and spiting
bill

 

[Sandancers]

Actually, wasn't "The Grey Waste Incident" a story by Conen-Doyle ?

The one where Sherlock Homes is fighting Moriarty at the Reichenbach falls, Moriarty slips on some Victorian Motorhomers' carelessly disposed of grey waste and tumbles into the Falls ? Thus thwarting his nefarious (good word) schemes ???

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[Jim]

Leaking Grey on a pitch that might be occupied an hour after you leave it is not on and not fair on the new occupant. Its too easy to catch it and dispose in the hedge or the proper drain. On a rally field or at a showground, letting it go as its produced, (rather than in one go as you leave ) will do no harm.

Over the space of about four years I emptied my black tank; 60 gallons of poo, pee and paper in the same bit of hedge line. Nothing happened and nature removed every bit of evidence. That bit of hedge grew the most beautiful plump blackberries which I'd bake in a pie for my Mother in Law.

 

[keith]

Leaking Grey on a pitch that might be occupied an hour after you leave it is not on and not fair on the new occupant. Its too easy to catch it and dispose in the hedge or the proper drain. On a rally field or at a showground, letting it go as its produced, (rather than in one go as you leave ) will do no harm.

Over the space of about four years I emptied my black tank; 60 gallons of poo, pee and paper in the same bit of hedge line. Nothing happened except and nature removed every bit of evidence and that bit of hedge grew the most beautiful plump blackberries which I'd bake in a pie for my Mother in Law.

Best laugh I've had for a bit Jim.

 

[lorger]

Look on the bright side

How could a motorcyclist be killed with a face full of pubes!?

Look on the bright side what a way to go with a face full of pubes

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[Scout]

50 shades of grey waist.....oh er miss's

 

[Popeye]

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[Popeye]

That bit of hedge grew the most beautiful plump blackberries which I'd bake in a pie

I trust that isn't the same pie you offered us at Shepton a couple of years ago Jim, I didn't like to say but I thought it tasted like $41T.......

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[GWAYGWAY]

did not think you old ones had hair

mostly out of the ear and nostrils

 

[Bertie Bassett]

After suffering from a blocked grey tap in the last van I now regularly have Mr Mousys nether regions waxed, I find this completely eliminates any shedding of the pubes, thus allowing us to leave our massive Hymer tap open with free running grey water gushing everywhere. Result.

The average price for a "back, sac and crack" tea tree wax in Wales is £20, so don't be ripped off fellow Funsters.

Pleeease.......Just how far is that action from Crickhowell?

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Loving this thread!

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[Carol]

After suffering from a blocked grey tap in the last van I now regularly have Mr Mousys nether regions waxed, I find this completely eliminates any shedding of the pubes, thus allowing us to leave our massive Hymer tap open with free running grey water gushing everywhere. Result.

The average price for a "back, sac and crack" tea tree wax in Wales is £20, so don't be ripped off fellow Funsters.

OMG don't know how I will ever look Mr Mousey in the face again my head will be thinking of him doing some mad Helicopter movement and mincing around after his sack and crack

 

[GWAYGWAY]

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The average price for a "back, sac and crack" tea tree wax in Wales is £20, so don't be ripped off fellow Funsters.[/QUOTE]
That is NOT the civilised way of doing things,
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[Viennese]

Over the space of about four years I emptied my black tank; 60 gallons of poo, pee and paper in the same bit of hedge line. Nothing happened and nature removed every bit of evidence. That bit of hedge grew the most beautiful plump blackberries which I'd bake in a pie for my Mother in Law.

Ah, but not for your Mother Jim???

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[Wyaye wires]

Back, sack and crack!!!

OMG...


No wonder old blokes scrotum get stretched to ridiculous lengths...

 

[Popeye]

OMG don't know how I will ever look Mr Mousey in the face again my head will be thinking of him doing some mad Helicopter movement and mincing around after his sack and crack

Well thanks a bunch Carol, I was enjoying this thread right up until you had to paint the full picture, I haven't met Martin yet, and now I'm not sure how that meeting will come and go without some sort of comment, or Howie come to that!

 

[JJ]

Just curious as to why you made me visit your site to read the rest of the story?

I SO agree with you Karl and Icantremember...

(I never click on a "read more here" link taking me to a member's blog on another site.)

JJ

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[JJ]

Over the space of about four years I emptied my black tank; 60 gallons of poo, pee and paper in the same bit of hedge line. Nothing happened and nature removed every bit of evidence. That bit of hedge grew the most beautiful plump blackberries

I do exactly the same at my tiny orchard, QMJ.

Poo and wee is deposited on our planet by everyone.

Only a teeny, weeny percentage of these use valuable (often expensively produced) drinking water to wash it away.

Dry Compost Toilets ROOL Okay?


JJ