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  1. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    Foo Eco
    Bra No Goo

    Foo Eco
    Bra No Goo

    Foo Eco
    Bra No Goo




    Is Chinese manderin/English for
    Ford Escort
    Brakes No Good
    Interpreter now as well:thumb:
    Geo
    Ps Having said that his English was 100% better than my Chinese
     
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    He must have borrowed the Ford Escort....all the Chinese I know drive a beamer.:winky:
     
  3. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    No, Exhoo gone on BM thats in tomorrow:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Geo
     
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    Ha so...BMWubleyou no go.
     
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    Rubbish, I've heard you......

    Two number twenty one
    One number thirty
    One erreven.
     
  6. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    I have learned some more Manderin English
    It was said as one word care to try and work it out

    "Menopayavva"
     
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    Geo Trader - Funster

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    Ah its to easy:Doh:
    "I do not wish to take part in HMRC vat collection scheme":ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Was it his way of telling you to whistle for your money?


    Oops.Sorry. Didn't read your last post.
     
  9. Landy lover

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    Amazing the the number of people who think its optional :ROFLMAO: We have had people tell us that they are not registered for VAT so they don't have to pay it
    :Eeek:
     
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    Amazing the the number of people who think its optional :ROFLMAO: We have had people tell us that they are not registered for VAT so they don't have to pay it
    :Eeek:

    I always ask "Is that Cash or Cheque?"

    and when people (in the past) (alledgedly!) said how'd you spell your name?, C A S H:thumb:
     
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    CASH IS KING:thumb:

    i had to explain to a upolstery guy why cash is king, and he would not be doing my upolstery,or any other people's upolstery that i recommend him to,as the government were not providing nothing towards my refit. he agreed:ROFLMAO:
    £675 cash,now if he dont tell hmrc that's down to him,not my problem.:Smile:

    sowry geo off toplic:ROFLMAO:
     
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