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Lisa

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Simon @dabhand - dressed for the occasion!
 

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Just watching for trouble, you know what this rabble’s like!o_O

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A man joins a very exclusive Florida nudist colony. On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts.....

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.

'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day!!'
 

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Hi would just like to say a big thank you to Sheila, Mick and team for putting on a fabulous weekend. Sunny weather, great fun and to get to see the Hairy bikers who could ask for more.
 
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Ditto the thanks to the organisers. Had a super time. Met some nice folks and greatly enjoyed the experience. We didn’t quite make it to the food festival which saved us thousands on cheese and chorizo etc. Good plan to be further away from it than Chester. We can afford more rallies now lol.

Cheers folks.

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:LOL: We agree with all the above :D2
and so pleased that you ordered the fantastic weather Sheila.
Sorry we had to leave earlier than planned but a big thank you to everyone :clap2:
 
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Thanks to Sheila & Mick & other Organisers - also many thanks to Simon, Graham and Sophie for the afternoon Soiree. Met some lovely people - thanks all for a lovely weekend :)
 

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Last afternoon in the pub, quick quiz for the stragglers tonight!

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Big thanks to Sheila,Mick and everyone for making the weekend a great one . Cannot believe I only live 20 mins away and never been to visit .. Weather that you ordered was a bonus (y)
Thanks Terry and Lisa
 
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Thanks for a great weekend at Doncaster air museum, sorry you was’nt around when we left @runrig Sheila, the weather you ordered was great, just a pity I felt so rubbish to enjoy it. See you both soon x
 
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Lovely weekend lovely people and gorgeous weather. Many Thanks Sheila, Mick, Jane, Graham and the formidable Simon:D We left early on Sunday so missed the entertainment but won't miss it next time - please, please, Sheila keep well and do it again next year(y)(y)(y)

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Not long enough!
Fab weekend had by one and all! Great place for a rally.
Huge thanks to Sheila and Mick for all their hard work.:clap2::clap2::clap2:
 

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So I made the wrong choice. Ferry delays, miserable Irish weather, two breakdowns.

About as much FUN as sitting on an ant hill with my testicles coated in strawberry jam.
 
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So I made the wrong choice. Ferry delays, miserable Irish weather, two breakdowns.

About as much FUN as sitting on an ant hill with my testicles coated in strawberry jam.
Bad luck Brian but better weather for fishing?

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Lovely relaxing few few days, well done again Sheila & Mick, nice little rally, think the pub did well too!

Captain Si, ready for take off!

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First time I’ve had a Sea King as a neighbour!
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Couldn’t get this bugger going either, mind you, an engine, rotor and rear end would help!
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Only just though!

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Thank you Sheila & Mike for a good weekend. Great location, good weather and museum really interesting.

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:party2:Hello Sheila, Mick ad Helpers
Another great weekend with Funsters new and old at a new aeronautics venue with music from the eclectic DC3 or was it DC9?
alongwith wall to wall sunshine Bingo (was she worth it?) and the Doncaster Air Museum 2018 quiz - John Smith v Hughes Farted.
Here is an ode from John Smiths::drink:

When it comes to the quiz the "Temptation" is to gloat,
as although we made a blunder with Stevie Wonder,
"For Tops" Sheila and Mick get our vote,

Thankyou for a Brilliant weekend
Derick and Jill:thanks3:
 
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Thanks to Sheila an Mick, Entertainers and helpers
For a well planned an executed extended weekend
Great Weather good company
made a good time A great time
Late Starting
Brenda an Cliff
 

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