Some for Old Mo to chuckle at ! (1 Viewer)

Peter JohnsCross MH

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Deceased RIP
Jan 5, 2008
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1995
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

· Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

· Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

· Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

· Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

· Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

· Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

· War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

· Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

· It takes many nails to build a cot, but only one screw to fill it.

· Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

· Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

· Wise man does not keep sledgehammer and slow computer in same room.

· Man who lives in glasshouse should change clothes in basement.
 

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