Situations Vacant Van Bitz

Discussion in 'Motorhome Chat' started by eddievanbitz, Mar 1, 2016.

  1. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    4,229
    Location:
    Taunton Somerset
    Ratings:
    +16,683
    Van Bitz (www.vanbitz.com) The Countries leading motorhome security specialist, has a vacancy for a workshop technical bod!

    We specialise working in the main with motorhomes. We install Security and Tracking systems, Air Conditioning systems, Reversing cameras, Satellite TV and Satellite broadband systems, Pioneer equipment, Solar panels, Inverters and most good quality electrical equipment

    The successful candidate may already be in the leisure industry, but the right experience and personality is more important that existing knowledge of the leisure industry, as a small team of people determined to give our customers 100% satisfaction. No miserable buggers! So a happy cheerful disposition, a working knowledge of the way that electrical systems work and the knowledge that doing a job properly is always the right way, every time, and you could be perfect

    Please send a CV to eddie@vanbitz.com in the first instance or email any questions you may have about the position. Salary would be commensurate with the age, quality and experience of the candidate.

    All emails are guaranteed to be read and kept in the strictest of confidence and you are 100% guaranteed that your enquiry will not be made public or risk reaching your employer

    We are based in Taunton Somerset, and again it may be that the correct person lives further afield but has a motorhome or caravan and would be happy to commute. As we own a campsite again this would not be a problem for the correct person. We already have this arrangement with another colleague

    Thanks

    Eddie (AKA) EddieVanBitz
     
    • Like it Like it x 6
    • Useful Useful x 1
    • Informative Informative x 1
  2. Chris

    Chris Funster Life Member

    Joined:
    May 5, 2010
    Messages:
    17,422
    Location:
    kent
    Ratings:
    +62,075
    The "no miserable buggers" narrows the field on here doesn't it?

    :D
     
    • Funny Funny x 20
    • Like it Like it x 6
  3. DABurleigh

    DABurleigh Funster

    Joined:
    May 19, 2014
    Messages:
    110
    Location:
    Basingstoke
    Ratings:
    +193
    I can't figure out how Eddie can afford me:
    "Salary would be commensurate with the age, quality and experience of the candidate."

    Dave
     
    • Like it Like it x 5
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Tootles

    Tootles Funster

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2013
    Messages:
    9,441
    Location:
    Lancaster
    Ratings:
    +46,390
    No mention of free doughnuts at brew time. :( Not a good sign. You even get free doughnuts as a shelf filler at Asda. (y) And no mention of PIES at lunchtime!! Would you have to supply your own?? :cry::cry:
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Like it Like it x 3
  5. Popeye

    Popeye Funster

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2011
    Messages:
    8,292
    Location:
    New Forest
    Ratings:
    +26,406

    Wasted on you Toots, did you not read the bit that said "No Miserable Buggers", well that include No Ornery Buggers and NO Opinionated Pillocks", getting my drift old mate? :whistle: :wink: and they would need to be suveners, blokes that Know how to put in a full days work.:getmecoat:
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
    • Like it Like it x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
  6. Theonlysue

    Theonlysue Funster Life Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2009
    Messages:
    3,628
    Location:
    Essex
    Ratings:
    +4,304
    Can women apply?
    Good tea and coffee skills
    Ha ha ha
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like it Like it x 1
  7. Steve

    Steve Funster Life Member

    Joined:
    May 8, 2013
    Messages:
    1,619
    Location:
    Compton Berkshire
    Ratings:
    +2,523
    do you pay traveling money?
     
  8. Smith and Sharp

    Smith and Sharp Funster

    Joined:
    May 31, 2015
    Messages:
    2,547
    Location:
    Cornwall
    Ratings:
    +8,095
    Can I have a trial period where I can practice putting all that stuff on my van first....... :whistle:
     
    • Funny Funny x 9
    • Like it Like it x 7
    • Useful Useful x 1
  9. GJH

    GJH Funster Life Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2007
    Messages:
    27,343
    Location:
    Acklam, Teesside, originally Glossop
    Ratings:
    +38,552
    There's a difference between knowing and doing, isn't there @Tootles? :LOL:
     
    • Like it Like it x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
  10. Tootles

    Tootles Funster

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2013
    Messages:
    9,441
    Location:
    Lancaster
    Ratings:
    +46,390
    HAH!! The only thing that 'Suven' workers do well is collect their over inflated wage packets!! (y) And anyway, I have something you haven't!! (y)(y)(y)
     
  11. bigtree

    bigtree Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2011
    Messages:
    1,107
    Location:
    A B G
    Ratings:
    +3,065
    If only I was 20 odd years younger and not enjoying early retirement.:D
     
    • Like it Like it x 3
  12. Brian and Jo

    Brian and Jo Funster Life Member

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2007
    Messages:
    2,545
    Location:
    oswestry,shropshire
    Ratings:
    +6,400
    Mo is looking for a job Eddie.any good.(y);)
    Brian & Jo
     
    • Like it Like it x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  13. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    4,229
    Location:
    Taunton Somerset
    Ratings:
    +16,683
    It would be the "age" bit that balances out that one Dave lol
     
    • Like it Like it x 3
  14. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    4,229
    Location:
    Taunton Somerset
    Ratings:
    +16,683
    We are a equal opportunity employer

    Well the women here tell us blokes what to do lol
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. Popeye

    Popeye Funster

    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2011
    Messages:
    8,292
    Location:
    New Forest
    Ratings:
    +26,406
    I know you do Toots, but I really don't want one, I'd rather have the discomfort of using the Loo every couple of hours. Mind you this guy would need no toilet breaks Eddie, that has to be and advantage.......

    .....you could work him till he collapses... for half the minimum wage so that he doesn't have to tell the authorities of his earnings

    ....everyone's a winner baby that's for sure.
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Like it Like it x 1
  16. DelMar

    DelMar

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2015
    Messages:
    60
    Location:
    South Wales
    Ratings:
    +61
    The lucky candidate must also be an Englsh rugby supporter even if they are, Welsh, Scotish or Irish.
    Best of luck.
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Like it Like it x 2
  17. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    4,229
    Location:
    Taunton Somerset
    Ratings:
    +16,683
    We even employ footballers, Northern people, and worse of all? the bird in the office is Welsh!
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
    • Like it Like it x 1
  18. Zigisla

    Zigisla Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2015
    Messages:
    1,715
    Location:
    Fareham, Hants
    Ratings:
    +2,900
    Is it too late to cancel my booking with you now I know that.:ROFLMAO:
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Like it Like it x 1
  19. DABurleigh

    DABurleigh Funster

    Joined:
    May 19, 2014
    Messages:
    110
    Location:
    Basingstoke
    Ratings:
    +193
    • Funny Funny x 1
  20. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    4,229
    Location:
    Taunton Somerset
    Ratings:
    +16,683
    Really?

    Heavy things those air conditioning units lol
     
    • Like it Like it x 7
Loading...
Similar Threads
  1. GRC
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    459
  2. DC4JC
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    343
  3. Malcolm Bolt
    Replies:
    130
    Views:
    11,085
  4. marpool
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    307
  5. Cliff middleton
    Replies:
    33
    Views:
    1,185

Share This Page