shower friend (1 Viewer)

[Clive]

Wouldn't want to be picking up the soap when the suction gave way

 

[icantremember]

here is my idea of one
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Kelly Brook

Those suckers would pull the tiles off the wall

 

[Minxy]

Originally Posted by Minx

... is that how you came to realise you could blow your trumpet though your own @rse!!!

Mentioned this before Mel, the jobs all yours if you have the lungs!

... no thanks, I like much larger 'things' to blow into ... a friend brought back a large real didgeridoo from holiday once (not one of the stupid tourist bamboo ones) and I knew straight away how to play it even thought I'd never touched one in my life before ... you just have to purse your lips and bow a 'mild raspberry' into it, just as if you were playing a trumpet etc !!!! No doubt that's why blowing your own French horn with your @rse works due to the 'raspberries' that come out of it!!!

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[Tootles]

Ha! Just put your eye to my outlet, and I'll blow you a banana and a couple of coconuts! :thumb:

 

[Minxy]

You Women !!!!!!!,
Almost Every bloke's shower I have been into where they have these push buttons, some CLEVER man has fitted a piece of string... Job done..

That is, of course, assuming that IS what the string is there for! :Blush:

 

[Minxy]

Ha! Just put your eye to my outlet, and I'll blow you a banana and a couple of coconuts! :thumb:

Not very appealing (pun intended!) ... somehow I think the soft and hard fruits got a bit 'mixed' there !!!!

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[Tootles]

Not very appealing (pun intended!) ... somehow I think the soft and hard fruits got a bit 'mixed' there !!!!

Not sure about that, it is a very green banana.

Are you going to the Music Festival? It would be nice to meet you 'in the flesh', so to speak.

 

[Minxy]

Not sure about that, it is a very green banana.

Are you going to the Music Festival? It would be nice to meet you 'in the flesh', so to speak.

... don't you go getting any ideas about me 'ripening' your banana!!!!

Anyway, I'll be away in foreign parts so won't be able to oblige ... Joy can stand in for me!!!

 

[Tootles]

... don't you go getting any ideas about me 'ripening' your banana!!!!

Anyway, I'll be away in foreign parts so won't be able to oblige ... Joy can stand in for me!!!

Pity. We seem to have 'crossed swords' a bit in the last twelve months, and it would have been a chance for you to apologise and buy me a beer.

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[Minxy]

Pity. We seem to have 'crossed swords' a bit in the last twelve months, and it would have been a chance for you to apologise and buy me a beer.

'Crossed swords' ... nah, if I had I'd have stuck it in you, not just 'threatened'!!!!

I might have made you a cup of tea though just to see which part of your anatomy you 'drank' it through!!!!

 

[Tootles]

if I had I'd have stuck it in you

Touché.

 

[wasp]

Personally I stand wi me back to the shower an just keep the button pressed by leanin back on it both hands free, down side is that you get a red ring mark on your back lol

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