Shock Horror! (1 Viewer)

[MR. FUSION]

Couldn't Agree LESS, what we need is a committee made up of @Judgemental , @ShiftZZ , @Tootles , @campacola @mariner, @Gorse Hill and one or two other laid back individuals who rarely fall out or dig their heels in so that our Great Leader Jim (may his name always be praised) could take a welcome break.

Any one second this Motion................................................... Nah, thought not!

No problem...I would give it a go

 

[Cleve]

More than happy. I only joined very recently and happy to pay additional.
One of the first thinks I do after I have put the kettle on is to look at the new posts. So much useful stuff.
When I get back from my hols and start work on a rather mature Helen the Hymer I fear I will be testing the patience of more than Jobe with my barrage of enquiries about all sorts.
Keep up the excellent work, it is practical, helpful and some of the jokes between certain members crease me up.

Clive

 

[Dawn B]

@Tootles said he would pay for a life membership for me

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[DuxDeluxe]

@Tootles said he would pay for a life membership for me

I thought it was a different sort of contract.......

 

[Dawn B]

I thought it was a different sort of contract.......

Just shows what little you know

 

[Tootles]

Just shows what little you know

You tell him, my little flower pot of the utmost desire...........

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[Dawn B]

@Tootles will you PM Jim or should I do it?

 

[Tootles]

@Tootles will you PM Jim or should I do it?

Leave it to me, my tiny titillating topsy.........

 

[Dawn B]

Leave it to me, my tiny titillating topsy.........

Where did you get that idea?

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[DuxDeluxe]

You tell him, my little flower pot of the utmost desire...........

Where is the sick bag when you really need it..........

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Leave it to me, my tiny titillating topsy.........

Where did you get that idea?

The answer to that is clearly not "specsavers" (other brands are available.....)

 

[Tootles]

Where is the sick bag when you really need it..........

Probably in that very expensive pump up awning you bought for an extraordinarily large amount of swag, only for you to find out it had a puncture.........

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[DuxDeluxe]

Probably in that very expensive pump up awning you bought for an extraordinarily large amount of swag, only for you to find out it had a puncture.........

The puncture was all your fault, Tootles - you mistook it for Brenda the inflatable dolly.........

 

[Jim]

Thought I'd better bump this... for those that won't have seen it.

 

[zac]

Thought I'd better bump this... for those that won't have seen it.

Whens the offers going to be live for "Lifetime" membership?

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[hilldweller]

@Tootles said he would pay for a life membership for me

No no, he said he'd do life for you.

 

[Jim]

Whens the offers going to be live for "Lifetime" membership?

Maybe this weekend or next, I'll try and give plenty of notice.

 

[Jackspeak]

£15.00 wow! .......cheap at half the price, well worth the money!

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[Forestboy]

Oh well thats me off then.

Oh panic over forgot got Life Membership.

Glad you posted I must cancel my annual subscription realised the other day I've still been paying it on top of the Life Membership Doh.

 

[Jim]

realised the other day I've still been paying it on top of the Lofe Membership

Always liked you Rory

 

[barsteward]

£15.00 wow! .......cheap at half the price, well worth the money!

For life time membership!!!! I'll have some of that

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[old-mo]

Do I get a refund.....

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[Tootles]

Maybe this weekend or next, I'll try and give plenty of notice.

Good. This £2.75 is burning a hole in my pocket!.

 

[Jim]

Do I get a refund.....

.

If you live any longer you old fraud, you'll be back on annual subs. That little note you send me every birthday is wearing thin now

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[GJH]

Good. This £2.75 is burning a hole in my pocket!.

Who on Earth trusted you with as much as £2.75?

 

[Tootles]

IDEA!!.
How about giving a greatly reduced price for life membership to all those who have posted a certain amount of posts.........Lets say 7557, (just a number pulled out of thin air). That proves beyond doubt that the honour of a Life Membership is going to a really decent person, who contributes most to the site.
Likewise, maybe ex-servicemen and women could get it cheaper, (except ex REME), or maybe those who are very ill and infirm??
Not that any of this would effect me. Just an idea out of the blue.