"SEX".........Forewarned and all that.. (1 Viewer)

[old-mo]

Now I have your attention....

Let it be known that Tuesday 21st August.. Me & her are going on holiday "Again".. but Daisy is not coming.... She is guarding Paul & Angela....

So.....We are leaving the place in their capable hands .... any requests/enquiries regarding stopping at our CL.... MUST be made to =

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... @Badknee = Paul & Angela... by PM/Conversation... (Unless Paul want`s to put his mobile on this thread..)

We have a few guests staying (From Web Site`s) over this week, so if you fancy annoying them.(please.. ) ... get your name down.... It`s the August Bank Holiday weekend..

Thanks
Maurice & Judy.

 

[hilldweller]

@Badknee = Paul & Angela..

Ah, payback time for all the slanderous, cruel, inaccurate rants about your hand crafted jokes.

 

[Badknee]

Don't you listen to that @old-mo geezer, what happened was this. We were down to see Judy and Daisy a week or so ago and Daisy begged me to look after her as she was sick and tired of Mo practicing his crap jokes on her. Judy had threatened him with divorce if he ever tried practicing them on her so he's off to some rally or other where there will be lots of unsuspecting motorhome owners that he can earbash.

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[Badknee]

Ah, payback time for all the slanderous, cruel, inaccurate rants about your hand crafted jokes.

Shush Brian, did he pay you to say that?

 

[hilldweller]

Shush Brian, did he pay you to say that?

You may think that, I could not possibly comment.

 

[Emmit]

Unfortunately when we organised the Pershore Plum Festival, I was naive, inexperienced, nay, innocent.

I accepted names for the event at face value.

Guess who will have to listen to Old-Mo's jokes for a whole week starting on Tuesday 21st.

I am older (It must have been listening to those jokes when we visited Weston) and much wiser now.

PS. Now that it is public knowledge that he is coming to Pershore I will not accept cancellations based on his attendance.

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[SuperMike]

Unfortunately when we organised the Pershore Plum Festival, I was naive, inexperienced, nay, innocent

PS. Now that it is public knowledge that he is coming to Pershore I will not accept cancellations based on his attendance.

Knowing this, can we cancel even though we won’t be there, just to make sure. Thanks.

 

[Silver-Fox]

Unfortunately when we organised the Pershore Plum Festival, I was naive, inexperienced, nay, innocent.

I accepted names for the event at face value.

Guess who will have to listen to Old-Mo's jokes for a whole week starting on Tuesday 21st.

I am older (It must have been listening to those jokes when we visited Weston) and much wiser now.

PS. Now that it is public knowledge that he is coming to Pershore I will not accept cancellations based on his attendance.

I was just about to ask if we could get a full refund in light of the above information.
You advertised the rally as relaxing, surely that is in contravention of trades description

 

[Sheddy]

Unfortunately when we organised the Pershore Plum Festival, I was naive, inexperienced, nay, innocent.

I accepted names for the event at face value.

Guess who will have to listen to Old-Mo's jokes for a whole week starting on Tuesday 21st.

I am older (It must have been listening to those jokes when we visited Weston) and much wiser now.

PS. Now that it is public knowledge that he is coming to Pershore I will not accept cancellations based on his attendance.

There are a few on the waiting list that may not agree but 'cancel because the 'Mo' is about, I know people that will pay good money to Charity to (not) see the infamous (sorry Judy) MANKINI

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[Badknee]

There are a few on the waiting list that may not agree but 'cancel because the 'Mo' is about, I know people that will pay good money to Charity to (not) see the infamous (sorry Judy) MANKINI

There are many people who would pay good money not to hear Mo's crap jokes never mind his mankini!

 

[Bailey58]

Blimey they've let 'im loose. Good job I'm overseas.

I was going to say I'm abroad but someone would work a joke into that!

 

[old-mo]

Gentle reminder.... 4 days and we is orft...

@Badknee Thinks he is coming here to sit around and enjoy himself....

Well surprise, surprise we have a few booked in for the bank holiday weekend...

Could do with a couple of late arrivals.. (Sort of Midnight`ish.. )

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[EX51SSS]

You may think that, I could not possibly comment.

That's a yes then?

 

[Badknee]

Gentle reminder.... 4 days and we is orft...

@Badknee Thinks he is coming here to sit around and enjoy himself....

Well surprise, surprise we have a few booked in for the bank holiday weekend...

Could do with a couple of late arrivals.. (Sort of Midnight`ish.. )

Pfft, I’m bringing a big chain and padlock and a “For Sale vacant possession” sign and if I get tucked away on that pitch behind the hedge nobody will know I’m there.

 

[old-mo]

Only 1 spot/pitch left for Saturday 25th...

I do hope who ever joins the other four lovely people/Units are obnoxious sod`s....

Just to keep @Badknee "HAPPY".......

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[Badknee]

Oh dear, it seems like I’m going to have a bat flattery. I may not be able to help, what a shame.

 

[Theonlysue]

Have you polished and waxed your toilet bowl?

 

[Badknee]

Have you polished and waxed your toilet bowl?

@Theonlysue
I'll have you know madam I wash and wax everything........ regularly!

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[old-mo]

Final reminder.....

Please treat the new owner (Temporary)...

With the respect he deserves..

 

[Badknee]

Final reminder.....

Please treat the new owner (Temporary)...

With the respect he deserves..

Shush you, I’m doing it for Judy and Daisy not you you miserable old bugger