sack back and crack wax in Benidorm?

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I love cycling, wear all the gear but still make it back to site with a sore bottom...All part of being a hirsute male I guess. any recommendations for waxing in Beni from more experienced funster's ?:D

i'm going to lie down now:cry:
 
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Given the nature of the discomfort described and the related services being sought, I can't help wondering if "cycling" is nothing but an elaborate ruse for something far more "interesting" here... ;):LOL:

I'm also somewhat hirsute, but the prospect of that which you seek fills me with terror!! :eek:
 
I love cycling, wear all the gear but still make it back to site with a sore bottom...All part of being a hirsute male I guess. any recommendations for waxing in Beni from more experienced funster's ?:D

i'm going to lie down now:cry:

Alternatively, good quality cycling shorts and saddle will help. What do you use now?

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Given the nature of the discomfort described and the related services being sought, I can't help wondering if "cycling" is nothing but an elaborate ruse for something far more "interesting" here... ;):LOL:

I'm also somewhat hirsute, but the prospect of that which you seek fills me with terror!! :eek:

Cheeky monkey! :)
 
Alternatively, good quality cycling shorts and saddle will help. What do you use now?

I have a top Selle saddle and wear good quality MTB shorts with the padded liner.

Its the hairy bottom that the problem:)

I have had cream sugested, will try that first!!
 
I have a top Selle saddle and wear good quality MTB shorts with the padded liner.

Its the hairy bottom that the problem:)

I have had cream sugested, will try that first!!

I haven't tried cream yet but have found that my mtb shorts don't have as much padding as my road bike shorts so I wear them on most rides.
 
I thought you were joking !
I'd be very wary about doing anything in that department ,for reasons I don't want to go into I had my rear end shaved once.
When it started to grow back it was a very unpleasant experience for weeks all that tight stubbly hair catching on my undies and the itching .
If you have to do it I'd consider laser treatment so it can't grow back.Or a short trim with scissors and a load of talc may be a better idea.



Vlad
 
I thought you were joking !
I'd be very wary about doing anything in that department ,for reasons I don't want to go into I had my rear end shaved once.
When it started to grow back it was a very unpleasant experience for weeks all that tight stubbly hair catching on my undies and the itching .
If you have to do it I'd consider laser treatment so it can't grow back.Or a short trim with scissors and a load of talc may be a better idea.

Vlad

that stubble problem did occur to me :(

it was meant as a funny post, but the discomfort real enough I can assure you! maybe will try my lycra shorts with in built liner and cream before such drastic measures!:)

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I've heard that veet for men is better - just look at the reviews to see how effective it is. Cycling pain will be a thing of the past ....

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blimey some reviews! talk about obsessed with down below......thought I had wondered into a leather boys web site:censored:
 
I love cycling, wear all the gear but still make it back to site with a sore bottom...All part of being a hirsute male I guess. any recommendations for waxing in Beni from more experienced funster's ?:D

i'm going to lie down now:cry:
So, am I right in thinking the funsters in beni offer this treatment as a skidli sideline?
 
This stuff is good, you can get it in tubes but the individual sachets are convenient: https://www.cyclestore.co.uk/paceli...zWADalUIUJiayuqDy2cf_sW4u0Y4pmI3fyxoCtx3w_wcB

If you can find a cycle shop locally they are bound to sell something, and you won't find it on the top shelf or under the counter - it is very commonly used!

But ultimately the only cure for saddle soreness is, wierdly, time in the saddle - building up the distances until your butt hardens off a bit. But for a trial to see if a cream might help try some vaseline. It should work almost as well.
 
blimey some reviews! talk about obsessed with down below......thought I had wondered into a leather boys web site:censored:
One of my favourite concluding paragraphs is ....

"However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."
 
I've heard that veet for men is better - just look at the reviews to see how effective it is. Cycling pain will be a thing of the past ....

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Theses are some of the funniest things I've read in years! Should get @Mousy and her good man to read them in case the waxing is too painful! Have been in tears of laughter!
 
See what happens when you ride those cheap German electric bikes!! You need to get a decent road bike like your missus, at least the discomfort would be deserved then :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
You think you have problems with a hairy bum crack.







Imagine this poor man.
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careful using oils or petroleum jelly, as the friction could burn your saddle, and bum hairs, to a crisp:imoutahere::rofl:

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We'll a long hot shower and some cream and managed to walk to the bus stop... Think I will survive :)
 
Can I nominate this thread title for some sort of Forum award? I don't fully understand it but it's brilliant!
 
Good quality liner shorts with nowt' underneath em!!

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Whilst in the shower a good handful of immac around the region in question may do the trick!




Vlad
A good handful of "deep heat" around the region in question and you'll forget cycling for ever

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