Paddling pools and quack quack quack.

[Parrot Face]

A strange guy turned up at our house yesterday to pick something up. He saw the motorhome and told the wife that he had a caravan . He'd tried the usual club sites and had recently tried adult only sites, he wasn't happy with these as he found they were full of Swingers. He warned the wife that if she ever visited adult only sites then she would find that the genuine Swingers would leave paddling pools outside their outfits with plastic ducks in them! Anyone experienced this

 

[PP Bear]

Have to ask DuxDeluxe

 

[Gellyneck]

Ahhhhhhh! The penny drops!

I now know why the wife eagerly awaits the arrival of the Christmas Carnival in Glasgow. She loves standing with a big long cane at the side of a pool full of ducks!

 

[The Coops]

What are we supposed to do with the Pampas grass? (Just asking for a *friend*)

 

[Landy Andy]

It would appear odd to have, what I would call “a child’s paddling pool” on an adults only site. Let alone ducks in it.

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[DiggerJon]

There are many times nowadays that I’m out of touch with the modern world and I’m quite happy in my dinosaur mode!

 

[L' Hobo]

It would appear odd to have, what I would call “a child’s paddling pool” on an adults only site. Let alone ducks in it.

I THINK that maybe the........?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Have to ask DuxDeluxe

Oh dear…………

 

[L' Hobo]

Oh dear…………


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Some buggers person has nicked his paddling pool..

 

[Gellyneck]

Some buggers person has nicked his paddling pool..

I'm more concerned that none of the fairer sex turned up!

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[L' Hobo]

I'm more concerned that none of the fairer sex turned up!

Which one in the picture is you?

 

[Gellyneck]

Which one in the picture is you?

The green one on it's side (pissed - again!).

 

[Shrimp]

That must be ducking, not dogging!

 

[L' Hobo]

The green one on it's side (pissed - again!).

I was just looking at that picture again and it's fantastic! It could have, and would, fit so many scenarios.....

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I'm more concerned that none of the fairer sex turned up!

You are more concerned? What about me? Not a single other duck turned up and we had to keep the orange sauce for another day

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[DuxDeluxe]

The green one on it's side (pissed - again!).

A common occurrence with visitors to my van for some reason……

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I was just looking at that picture again and it's fantastic! It could have, and would, fit so many scenarios.....

The dog wasn’t impressed…..

 

[Riverbankannie]

Dogging and swinging eh? I’m glad there was a hedge between us last year at Highlands End!

 

[Tea Bag]

Pampas grass? (Just asking for a *friend*)

Hi.
Tell your " Friend..." In Portugal,it is classed as " An invasive plant ". The only place i have seen it is on the bank of the IP3. Sat there all day,zero,zilch,nothing. Your friend would be better off asking one of the "Lady Guardians ? " of Forest tracks,to take them on an Escorted walk. So i have been told............... by a friend.
Tea Bag

 

[Spriddler]

A common occurrence with visitors to my van for some reason……

That's known as Swigging.

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[L' Hobo]

The dog wasn’t impressed…..

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It must have been holding on to that pee for a hell of a long time!

 

[L' Hobo]

Dogging and swinging eh? I’m glad there was a hedge between us last year at Highlands End!

So were we, we couldn't see what you were up to.....I don't even know what's being talked about?????

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Dogging and swinging eh? I’m glad there was a hedge between us last year at Highlands End!

Yes, but you forgot to mention that you parked just were there was a gap so that you could keep an eye on “proceedings”

 

[jockaneezer]

Ducks and paddling pools, what am I supposed to do with my stick on butterflies then ? These lockdowns have left me so out of touch !