Bobby22
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A Manchester City supporter arrived at the pearly gates.
St Peter openned the gate and said " Oi no, noo noooo Man City fan here, now $&%* off
"But i've been good while i've been on earth" says he.
"Well what have you done that was good"
"I gave £10 to the victims of the tsunami in Japan,
I gave £10 to the victims of the earthquake in China
and I gave £10 to the starving children of Ethiopia".
"Okay " said St Peter "I'll just go and put it to God, wait here"
1 hr passes and St Peter returns
"Right" he says "me and the big man have had a good talk about this"
"Here's your thirty quid now %&*$ off no Man City supporters here"
Edit :- how did i manage to get this in here.
St Peter openned the gate and said " Oi no, noo noooo Man City fan here, now $&%* off
"But i've been good while i've been on earth" says he.
"Well what have you done that was good"
"I gave £10 to the victims of the tsunami in Japan,
I gave £10 to the victims of the earthquake in China
and I gave £10 to the starving children of Ethiopia".
"Okay " said St Peter "I'll just go and put it to God, wait here"
1 hr passes and St Peter returns
"Right" he says "me and the big man have had a good talk about this"
"Here's your thirty quid now %&*$ off no Man City supporters here"
Edit :- how did i manage to get this in here.
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