HEY!!! Lets have none of that theatrical stuff here!!!Insert into rectum...
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HEY!!! Lets have none of that theatrical stuff here!!!Insert into rectum...
I have followed this post with interest as I am always keen to learn about the finer points of motorhoming.
So could some of you old hands on here tell me how you deal with the type that sounds like a flock of birds taking off and has the consistency of pebble dash. Look forward to your replies.
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jokes? they're not jokes. it's a serious subject crapologyI'm supposed to be getting all the last minute things done today for the 'off' tommorrow but just can't keep away from this thread. As an ex nurse thought I'd heard just about every poo joke going but I was wrong, so wrong - brilliant thread
Purchase a laser indicator... Insert into rectum... Use as aiming device... Once orifices are perfectly lined up said:I've considered a system of mirrors and a laser but I remain convinced that either there is not enough room to accommodate a modern gentleman's posterior and his vegetables within the dated poo device, or my equipment of merriment is further away from the exhaust pipe than it should be, biologically speaking.
It's all very well getting the aim right but if this does actually necessitate certain dangly parts of the anatomy being outside the bowl (on the 'cheeseboard', I am reliably informed, although I am yet to find it), this brings its own problems:
On occasion, mid-way through the launch of the torpedoes, there is further, and quite unexpected, widdling. Where does it hide? Nobody knows.
This would be most unfortunate, considering the new position of the outlet, and would doubtless be frowned upon by The Other Occupant. I can't help thinking that motorhoming brings more problems than it solves.
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While on this subject, assuming the aiming tube, laser or bomb aimer has done its job does anyone then have the problem of the offending object then welding itself to the bottom of the cassette. Our cassette was used one August Bank holiday and the afore mentioned was still appearing next Easter whilst being cleaned out.
I am sure it could be used as a replacement for silkaflex as it seems to have the same properties or am I talking a load of $h-t.
Less carbs especially beer and bread in you diet.
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It's ok for us ladies, we sh!t chocolates.................
And you know this, how?I beg to differ, in the strongest terms possible.
And you know this, how?
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Perhaps like me, she prefers to eat the white varietyI lives with a woman wot loves chocolate. If she was self sufficient I wouldn't have to spend so much on it.
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You need reminding about a three pounder? My God, I'm surprised your elastication still works! You should be named in the Andrex Book of Records!!Reminds me of the massive turd I did a couple of years ago
That would be a stalacshite.offending object then welding itself to the bottom of the cassette.
Reminds me of the massive turd I did a couple of years ago, I was so impressed, I shouted on Val to come and look at it "it must weigh at least 3 pounds" I said. She didn't want to look at it, but when I persuaded her to go into the bathroom she said "I'm looking in the toilet but can't see it" I shouted through to her " that's because it's on the bathroom scales"
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Same colour I grant you, but there the similarity ends.It's ok for us ladies, we sh!t chocolates.................
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I have followed this post with interest as I am always keen to learn about the finer points of motorhoming.
So could some of you old hands on here tell me how you deal with the type that sounds like a flock of birds taking off and has the consistency of pebble dash. Look forward to your replies.
Easy.
A quick scrub around the bowl with a toothbrush followed by a quick flush and Bob's your aunty.
PS If you use your Wife's toothbrush make sure you give it a good rinse before putting it back in the toothbrush holder
- gosh hate to think what you'd do if you were pee'd off at herEasy.
A quick scrub around the bowl with a toothbrush followed by a quick flush and Bob's your aunty.
PS If you use your Wife's toothbrush make sure you give it a good rinse before putting it back in the toothbrush holder
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Not to mention staining you backside a nice shade of baboon blue.We never do it with the flap open,none of us likes the thought of splash back on the arse.We keep the flap closed ,give a couple of short flushes to wet the sides and cover the flap ,then lay.
Even the largest of MrsVlads turds slips down if rule number one is followed.
Vlad
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Must be an engineering thing. In the factory I was working in as an apprentice someone crowned a similar offering with a little "I'm backing Britain" flag on a matchstick.As an engineering apprentice back in the 70's someone from the fitting shop used to leave the occasional 'bog otter' in the gents but used to push in a couple of dead matches for 'eyes'
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